Oliver had decided to change his name to Adolf. For all sorts of reasons really, but

mainly because he saw that a great wrong had been done. How can I rectify such

evil, thought Oliver. It really has nothing to do with me, he admitted, I wasn't

responsible.

But still the enormity of what had happened weighed on him. How can I make a

difference he thought? Then The Plan came to him suddenly and

inspirationaly.He looked at every aspect of The Plan, the ins and outs, the

ramifications and the outcomes.He could find little fault with it. In an attempt to make

sure that he hadn't made a mistake or overlooked anything he rang his mate Doggie

and ran it by him. Doggie was always abreast of the latest news and and was no

boob. Oliver explained The Plan to Doggie who on hearing it immediately offered his

assistance. Oliver demurred and thanked Doggie. "Sorry mate" he said. "this is

something I have to do myself"

Convinced now that it had to happen, Oliver made preparations. He would implement

The Plan in two stages. First He would change his name.(ironically) He chose the

name Adolf. Then secondly and probably more importantly he set out to impregnate

six million Jewish women thereby completely negating the holocaust.

Chris Pychru, the great geneticist, when interviewed, wondered whether Oliver was

capable of achieving his goal. "How can he possibly know for sure that the girls are

Jewish" said Doctor Pychru. "I would think that Oliver needs to at least double his

target group to ensure success in his mission."

I wish him well said Dr Pychru.