"Dude, check out my new kite."

"Wow man, it's killer."

"Dude, I'm lovin' it."

"But what's changed from the old one, man?"

"The ripstop dude ...it's super improved."

"Yeah man, I can feel it. It's, errr ... crisper."

"Dude, it's hell crispy."

"Man, it's crispy-creme."

"Dude, it's the creme-de-creme of crisp."

"Man, I wonder how they do that."

"Do what, dude?"

"You know, how they make it more crisper, man."

"They coat it with crispy-paint, dude."

"Sure man, I knew that."