I hate to admit it, but I'm a f**k up. Every time I do something I f**k some part of it up.

Example:
I bought the wife a really expensive $$$$ watch, but instead of getting the watch sized in the shop I said "I'll do it"... I made a little tool using a micro screw driver, but I hit the pin too hard and broke the bracelet.

When I bought my car the 1st wax, I managed to get some freakin sand on the buffing cloth and guess what...

Or just last Friday, I got caught riding my bike in the rain and I decided to take the windscreen off to dry/clean the instrument panel... guess what the screen slipped out of my hand and BOUNCED off the damn garage floor causing scratches and dents to the Eur 399 + 55 shipping PLASTIC screen.

Or when I put up a bicycle rack in the plaster board garage... I tested it, and it held but the next day I found the bicycle on my car... you really don't want to know how much damage it did.


I'm sure I can't be the only one; go on get it off your chest.