International Women's Day
After the last few days being out in the ocean all alone I have come to guru-like a realisation that has brought me inner peace.
I like my waves like I like my women.
Small and fat.
And preferably broken.
Because it doesn't matter how good they look, or how fun they are to ride you know at some point one will dump on you.
And when they do it will both hurt and cost you a lot of money.
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