Monday a fair few boys and gals ,had a good sail at the pond and clifton ,as well as a lot off yellow and red poker dot shorts were being worn.
Tuesday ciffy and pond again and more kite action,shorts canoodling was happening.
Wednesday a Gusty N/E blew with 10 to 18 knots and great one turn wonder's were being had at Goats with the usual standouts ripping.
Houston has had a bad run of late, nude wave sailing, forgetting to bring wet suits ,to small a board, and looking in to magic water bottles only to get a fresh water eye clean.
Good onya Houston, Alzheimer's is almost there .
Seabreeze tomorrow and N/E ERS for fri sat, sun
Monday , Wednesday were standouts cross on fun , cross off fun in the waves at last
Saturday looks good but it's a fickle season with grumpy tomatoes
Yer Houston really has been struggling lately.. Hope he can lift for the rest of the season..
Don't know about poor old ant, but the nurse looks hot to trot'
That's where I got my first one anyway 
Err........forgotten already where I sailed this week but I do remember Noelene she was very kind said really nice things thought I was hot definitely had potential suggested I found new friends and told me to hit Goats tomorrow in the NEer
Where can you kite in hobart in a north easter ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....?......?...?.........??????????????????????????????????
WHO CARES _ WANAKERS 
Do you reckon a unfit middle aged man like myself standing at the pond is likely to get any model girls,asking to go tandem kite surfing .If so the first kitemare face plant into the razor sharp oysters is going to be messy and all the expensive kite lessons a waste of time
PS. Don't troll the kiters Appleman there maybe more of them than us, we don't want a repeat of the Mambo comp fight a few years ago ,150 kiters vs 30 polies twice their age
Na bugger that those blokes take up to much room ,and have there own forum to post on, that they don't use, give em heaps, and if they can't take it ,I will deal with it . get a dog up ya.
Troll,little green men.
