Half a dozen BearhooverCats in a tight semi-circle formation to create some wind protection about 20 metres from the channel.
Then you could set up a couch, a bonfire and a barbecue (beer and steak of course),

sit back and watch Cookie, the Perks (x2), Dave and Buzzy battling it out in the Gunfight in the Third Channel.

Maybe even have a few runs ourselves ... between beers.
All the action ... live on Channel 3.
Got any spare Pajeros, Ben?