Long long time ago, before the rain before the snow
There was a place called SE Qld and from time to time did it sure blow
But it seemed the summer of O 15, strong winds were a distant dream
For on the BOM look out strong wind warnings were just a no show
Now before we all start to panic and scream
There is light at the end of the tunnel you know
All you need to do is book a flight, anywhere where there is water, do it now before you get old
WA, Maui, Philippines, Tassie, anywhere really is a better chance of finding a blow
Because currently, all my boards and sails are just covered in mould
Please somebody, somebody...sell all your gear, make the sacrifice
A 1030 High for a 3 day bender, would really be nice!