I cannot make anything. Even my Ikea builds have little mistakes. Also I do not own any tools. I'm not sure if this is because I can't make anything or that is why I can't make anything.
Except breakfast. I can make a mean French toast with maple syrup, maple bacon, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries and blackberries and even more maple bacon on the side (i cannot make bacon). Come to think of it that's a pretty Canadian breakfast.
Can you make me a windskate? I can send you either money or breakfast.
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