im just at the movies with me chick when i get out will tell you fellas a story bout another kiter 
dude every one has a smart phone now, this is australia dude. my samsung tells me the wind strenght from right where im standing. one click and it tells me the latest weather from the bom and one click i am in chatting to me fellas from seabreeze, all on the UC browser app, go android!! samsung rock!! got some cool windsurf apps off em as well.. its all about the one click now. gone are the times when you would type in google and then click, try UC browser it soooo easy to use and rockssssss on.
Putting a flipper on the dolphin whilst being on the net doesn't exactly constitute going to the cinema with a hot chick but I'm sure it was a nice evening anyway.
GOLD
Hey Flipper
If I think the reason that dumb American **** went nuts with a gun at the movies is because even dumber ****s like you **** around with your phones.
I think cinemas and concert halls should have armed guards to come and beat the **** out of arseholes like you. You should be dragged out and chained up and we could come and piss on you.
