Kiter - Dude that really hurt, can you get someone to give me a hand to pull your board out of my rib cage
You gotta give the poor polers some credit wavelave.
It must be frustrating as hell watching us speed past them all the time, getting wave after wave while they are slowly doing extra long tacks out to the horizon to make ground upwind.Struggleing to get out through the waves when the swell is up,swimming frantically after their sail boats getting washed into the beach,not being able to go out and actually move at any sort of speed unless its 30knots.
Good on them for not embracing new technology and keeping the past alive.
If it wasnt for the stubborn old dogs playing Winddancing ,history would be lost forever.
It will get popular again,
retro is in style at the moment with home renovations ,and flared pants are apparently in fashion so maybe in anther 10 years cruizing around on oversized surfboards will be done agian.
Keep windsurfing alive against the odds.
Keep charging hard old boys.respect. My grand dad still drives an old VW beetle and dosent like change either. good on him.
" after it. So I inserted both. )
I don't know, all I'm ever hearing from kiters at the local beaches are: "windsurfing was too hard, kiting is much easier" and "come over to kiting, it's less work."
Yeah, we really want to do a sport where Bazza comes down in his ute for a lesson on the Saturday, buys a kite and then masters it on the Sunday, and then trades it in for a set of new mags on Monday cause he's bored with it.
I can't imagine an Aussie Kiteboarder ever dropping in on a windsurfer everyone knows how well schooled all Aussies are in wave etiquette, they teach that stuff in kindy. I figure the guy must be a euro, maybe Spanish in which case he/she would probably say "lo siento mucho"
On the choice of watercraft issue raised by l.o.w I figure that it doesn't matter how you mow the lawn though I prefere the traditional method without all the cables and associated risk of death.
The traditional (superior) method for mowing a lawn.
"Sorry dude didn't hear you coming"
"Thats alright man. Maybe try pulling those penises out of your ears though, it might improve your hearing"
interesting phenomenon... Guys with a small penis seem to have to tell everyone how good they are.
Select to expand quote,quote]waveslave said...
"Didn't think you'd make the drop, dude."
lol.
Slave slave slave
you crack me up
, Did you know you can get repeat scripts from your doctor with out an appointment just give them a call and get in there ASAP.
why risk an arial take off from a windsurfer or anyone for that matter into the pit and on top of you OR the nose of a board up under the rib cage, this could puntcher a lung and is a serious injury ,life threatning injury in the water , thats not even considering a head clash or a tangle up in your tampon strings.
and or you dropen in on some one riding, landing on them
Slave aviod putting your self in this position LOOKensure you are 100m away down wind on the flat ,,, at least communicate to aviod incidents and accidents and give way by flicking out ASAP and control the frothing /saliva kojo there is pleanty of waves for all out there even for old kiters.
" I DONT THINK ILL DO THAT AGAIN, THAT SCARED THE **** OUT OF ME, SORRY ABOUT THAT.NOW I KNOW WINDSURFERS CARVE HARDER, HIT LIPS WITH DIRECT POWER AND CONTROL AND ARE SO MUCH FASTER DOWN THE LINE THAN ME"
Ps SLAVE there is always the emergency department for help
What poleys say after snaking Kiters:
(Yep that's right, cos it just doesn't happen)
Yes your right,,Because they cant.
Oh, and you forgot theand lol's.
the same bait still catches the same old fish
and lol's.
Everyone love a bit of friendly banter but why do the same couple of people keep popping into the windsurfing threads for no reason other than to stir up ****? you are just making yourselves and the rest of us kiters look like a bunch of tossers?
Amazingly I sat through all that dribble. So why bother typing cr@p about windsurfers in this or any forum? Do you think it's actually funny, welcomed, needed or helpful? Basically all you're doing is looking like diCks on a global forum and dragging other less then impressed responsible, decent kiters with you. You look like tools to all windsurfers, and 98 percent of kiters. Total fail all-round...
It's all very body boarders Vs surfers isn't it... innocent stuff though.....bit of a laugh.....
"What kiters say after snaking poleys." "Oh... he looks cute"....*blows kiss*
Goes something like this:
Kiter: "My wave dude, my wave!!"
Windsurfer: "Um, yeah no worries, its just a ripple Im coming into the beach on. Go for it"
Kiter: "Woo hoo, awesome bro"
Kiting is not a "new" sport, over 12 years since I was first snaked by a tea bagger LOL
Man:
"I can't master gybing, I don't seem to have the skills, what should I do ?"
Dude:
"Take up kiting"
LOLs
