Trivial pursuit - pronunciation

In windsurfing terms.....when we say your board is "planning".....is the word pronounced as:

"Plan"-ning as in a Project "Plan"? or is it

"Plane"-ning as in travelling in an aero"plane"?

Next pronunciation - are you PeterPan, or Peter"pahhn" with the 2 a's used to make an "ahhh" sound?

As in:

Planing or complaining!

sorry to be pedantic, but also the spelling is with 1 'l' : planing - not planning. Unless you are planning your next windsurfing adventure... :-)

I always plan to plane.

Guessing there is no one one planing anywhere this weekend?

I haven't had a sail for ages. Is this complaning ?

It may seem simple plan to plane,
but in practise it's not so plain and simple no matter how carefully you plan.


Unless, of course, you are flying to Maui....

Then you can definitely plan to plane.

.....and you can even plan to plane while on the plane.

So Mark-australia gets one pink cheese and whose turn is it next ?

So slowing down from a speed run is deplaning, not to be confused with getting of an aircraft (usually in the US)