Hi guys, today I was at the beach and a kiter said to me in a nasty tone of voice, ''what ya looking at?'' I said ''nothing'' then he said ''stupid polly'' and slagged on the ground and walked off with his kite. As he was walking to his ute, I yelled ''ya dumb tea bagger'' and he turned around and said ''you want some do ya?'' and I said ''yeah'' ''lets go right now'' and I threw a egg at him...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha... 
Just happened to have an egg in you pocket
Careful what you pull from you shorts... Some eggs aren't eggs
Typical kite cock, jelous of us pollies.
If i see a kite or gear just stay well away.
sailing is much more fun than tea baggin & more of a
challenge.
Hey dusta, the truth hurts sometimes hey.
My mast is not up my ass, its still wraped & brand new sitting
on the rack waiting for wind.
kites have a 100m danger radius so thats why you just stay well
away from them. I carnt see this dick paying for damage he cause's
with an attitude like that. Once again 1 can wreck it for.
Was a bit rude of him Flip, I find their usual greeting is "Sorry mate, didn't see you there".
am I the only one totally bewildered by this? Firstly Flipper's initial diatribe and then even more so by all the positive comments?
Must have missed something....... 
only thing that bewilders me about it is that it has been here 5 days and lotofwind hasn't chipped in yet
but now M_a has posted I am sure it won't be long .........
Flips a stirrer from way back, isn't he?.
Maybe he's copped a few slaps on the wrist from The Boss, so now he's refined his technique to just a quick uncompromising story to kick things off, then throw in a few smilies to fuel the fire?
Flip?
i had a similar experience myself with a kiter.
i was at the beach and he was being rude and prancing around fluffing up his chest feathers etc.
anyways, he **** me so i asked him if he wanted a go.
he laid an egg
i called him chicken.
my mate said he was a plover.
