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Should poleys wear neck braces ?

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Created by waveslave > 9 months ago, 12 May 2012
waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
12 May 2012 9:17PM
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You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.

elmo
WA, 8879 posts
12 May 2012 9:27PM
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There's a reason why we have a knob on the end of our d1cks

Mark _australia
WA, 23526 posts
12 May 2012 10:13PM
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waveslave said...

I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.


Nah, won't happen, that is what right of way rules are for.

Oh hang on.... we're talking to a kiter.....

OK.
In the beginning, there were two boats heading opposite directions. Now stick with me here, I'll talk s l o w l y for the kiters.
When that happens, they might bang into each other. So they made some RULES.
Google "rules" if you need to.

breakwind
VIC, 27 posts
13 May 2012 2:14AM
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waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Waveslave did you know that your avatar has two penises with balls giving your head a spitroast?

Nope. Cant take you seriously with those d1cks sticking out of your head.

JustinL
NSW, 468 posts
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13 May 2012 8:04AM
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Damn, I just laughed so hard I woke up the wife!
Now I'm in trouble and it's meant to be her day, mothers day

You guys are just too funny?

Wave slave can you please change your avatar? Thanks

There should be rules on seabreeze, super funny laugh out loud gear should be banned.

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
13 May 2012 8:56AM
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breakwind said...

waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Waveslave did you know that your avatar has two penises with balls giving your head a spitroast?

Nope. Cant take you seriously with those d1cks sticking out of your head.


I think the avatar looks like a "bonehead", so some might say, appropriate, especially with regards "troll insurgent" behaviour

snides8
WA, 1731 posts
13 May 2012 7:21AM
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elmo said...

There's a reason why we have a knob on the end of our d1cks


Most Kiters have a knob at both ends of their dicks...

da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
13 May 2012 10:55AM
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Good idea!

I almost got whiplash from watching Waveslave getting teabagged in Maui so much.

R1DER
WA, 1472 posts
13 May 2012 2:54PM
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Should Gaylords use the windsurfing forum?

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
13 May 2012 5:29PM
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R1DER said...

Should Gaylords use the windsurfing forum?


Only if he's a Focker

FiremanSam
VIC, 148 posts
14 May 2012 8:40AM
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Your name is Gaylord... Focker ???

Classic.

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
20 May 2012 3:56PM
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waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.


Slave you cross dresser how could this occur when kiters always sail down wind of windsurfers.. but... its ok to wear your CORSET kiting... it may save you coping the nose of a windsurf board right up under your rib cage.
Now back to your entertaining kite fourm

jsnfok
WA, 899 posts
20 May 2012 7:25PM
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waveslave said...

You know those stiff neck things, hey ?
Like when you suffer whiplash in a car accident and you have to wear a brace on your neck.
I'm thinking they could be handy when you get clotheslined by a kiter.
It might guard your neck ...
like if you're 15ft tall or something ?
lol.




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