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Poley chick solves nosewater problem

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Created by waveslave > 9 months ago, 10 Sep 2012
waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
10 Sep 2012 3:37PM
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No more water up the sinuses when falling on those tricky gybes. ^^^

lol.

Pugwash
WA, 7730 posts
10 Sep 2012 5:04PM
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Family member She has corks in her nose, and you have cocks in your ears!

I see a family resemblance!

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
10 Sep 2012 7:29PM
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Pugwash said...

Family member She has corks in her nose, and you have cocks in your ears!

I see a family resemblance!


It's not family, it's his current girlfriend and she'd be pretty p!ssed if she knew he was posting photos of her!

jn1
SA, 2683 posts
10 Sep 2012 7:45PM
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waveslave said...
No more water up the sinuses when falling on those tricky gybes.


Like this ?



Might send the Rhinocort Company broke

Mark _australia
WA, 23526 posts
10 Sep 2012 6:30PM
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albers said...
It's not family, it's his current girlfriend ............


Are you sure they are not mutually exclusive with him?

firiebob
WA, 3177 posts
10 Sep 2012 7:15PM
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waveslave said...

No more water up the sinuses when falling on those tricky gybes. ^^^


I'd like to take them out and jam them up your butt hole and stop the crap that generally dribbles out

ratz
WA, 481 posts
10 Sep 2012 10:50PM
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well said...

FilthyAmatuer
WA, 877 posts
11 Sep 2012 9:08AM
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Pugwash said...

Family member She has corks in her nose, and you have cocks in your ears!

I see a family resemblance!


When i started reading this I miss read "ears" and thought it said "a.r.s.e" - same letters an all... I laughed pretty hard... then i re-read it. still says cocks though, dunno if this was intentional?

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
11 Sep 2012 9:25AM
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FilthyAmatuer said...

When i started reading this I miss read "ears" and thought it said "a.r.s.e" - same letters an all... I laughed pretty hard... then i re-read it. still says cocks though, dunno if this was intentional?


Have a close look at waveslave's avatar. [}:)]

Pugwash
WA, 7730 posts
11 Sep 2012 9:58AM
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FilthyAmatuer said...

When i started reading this I miss read "ears" and thought it said "a.r.s.e" - same letters an all... I laughed pretty hard... then i re-read it. still says cocks though, dunno if this was intentional?


I can understand how you misread this! Your interpretation makes sense. Possibly slave's favourite activity, second only to being awesome and chucking quadruple dangle-twisties followed by a reverse half-back board off, boardies down, spinny loopy

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
11 Sep 2012 9:40PM
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"Dude, have you ever experienced UND?"

"Wow Man, who hasn't? What's UND?"

"Dude, it means Unexpected Nasal Discharge."

"Right Man. That sudden gush of saltwater from your nose, hey?"

"Dude, it's nothing to be ashamed of. All hardcore watermen get it regularly you know."

"But it happens at the most inopportune times, Man."

"Yeah, like when you're making sensual love to your girl, hey?"

"Even worse Man, when you're busting a big move trying to impress a girl."

"Dude, consider it a healthy cleansing, something of a nasal enema."

"It's an occupational hazard Man. The occupation of being a hardcore waterman."

"Dude, water is bound to find its way into the nasal cavity during a wipe-out."

"Right Man ...and that nasal cavity is huge, several cubic inches in volume."

"Does that mean we are all airheads, Dude?"

Mark _australia
WA, 23526 posts
11 Sep 2012 9:46PM
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waveslave said...

"Dude, have you ever experienced UND?"

"Wow Man, who hasn't? What's UND?"

blah blah




^^could also be Urethral Necrotic Discharge.

Most commonly found after a Dude / Man / Waveslave ummmm "party"



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