Family member
She has corks in her nose, and you have cocks in your ears!![]()
I see a family resemblance!
"Dude, have you ever experienced UND?"
"Wow Man, who hasn't? What's UND?"
"Dude, it means Unexpected Nasal Discharge."
"Right Man. That sudden gush of saltwater from your nose, hey?"
"Dude, it's nothing to be ashamed of. All hardcore watermen get it regularly you know."
"But it happens at the most inopportune times, Man."
"Yeah, like when you're making sensual love to your girl, hey?"
"Even worse Man, when you're busting a big move trying to impress a girl."
"Dude, consider it a healthy cleansing, something of a nasal enema."
"It's an occupational hazard Man. The occupation of being a hardcore waterman."
"Dude, water is bound to find its way into the nasal cavity during a wipe-out."
"Right Man ...and that nasal cavity is huge, several cubic inches in volume."
"Does that mean we are all airheads, Dude?"