No Kite theres a selling point if ive ever seen one.http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/WINDSURFER-LONG-BOARD-NO-KITE-/280978679828?pt=AU_Sport_Surfing&hash=item416ba26814
My dad has that exact same board, was actually the first board I ever got on! big heavy slippery thing. fast tho ;)
You don't need to go that far for weird advertising, how about a 520 wave jumping mast ?
www.seabreeze.com.au/Classifieds/Windsurfing-Wanted/~ab0fs/Wanted-520-Windsurfing-Mast.aspx?search=gwE%2brLD%2fvxKw%2beSuVJxv0Q%3d%3d