for those of you who have never ventured out of the windsurfing forum
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/The-Funny-Images-Thread/?page=134
I didn't check on all the pages of all the forums before posting a pic. I'm banning myself for a week! 
^^^I thought it looked more like a kiter went to the beach with 3 chicks watching
as he is insecure and needs people watching to validate his belief that he is cool.
His girlfriends holds his board as he struggles to self launch and hold his kite bar.
Meanwhile, down the beach a windsurfer who needs no such reinforcement, nor a 2 person
launch or landing, walks to the water and a passer-by says " hey that looks cool
I saw all you guys out yesterday as the kiters went home when it kit 25kn"
Wow. You guys sure can read a lot into one little sign. furtile imaginations.
Must be from the rush you get from the evening medication between supper and bedtime in the nursing home.
Mark I can't help noticing you have mentioned Kiting in maybe 90% of your posts in the last month.
I can see right through your kiterphobic facade.
Admit it. Your thinking about it all the time now aren't you.
Happy to mock it from a distance, yet too afraid to get close, too afraid to fly one because deep down you know you might just like it. Hell, your going to love it. Your getting hard just thinking about it.
Yep, you can imagine the power. The feeling of awesomeness that being connected to the sky can give. You know your big floaty board joined up to your little wee sail are going to feel quite pathetic after you cross to the darkside and that scares you doesn't it?
Yes Marky, I can tell. I've seen it happen too many times allready. The more you resist the more the seduction process evolves. Your too far gone mate. Give yourself to the darkside. Its the only way to make the pain go away.
Nimrod, Mark done you like a diner in his quote
You will have to get up a little earlier than that, to see him off
Old saying, when in a hole stop digging. No prize for second
Go have a look at any skatepark, heaps more scooters than skateboards , all the liitle kids riding them cause there easier require less skills and they can learn a few basic tricks in no time at all and can go home thinking their pretty cool.
Thats what you kiters are - the scooter nerds of the surfing world
By the way the 3 females in the picture. Ones your mum, the others your aunty and the last one is your big sister. They are there to make sure you dont scratch a knee or bump your head or worse yet stop those two big boys on windsurfers from teasing you.
This love-hate thing is getting a bit tedious. Poleys are no tougher because they can hang on and stay out longer when it is +25 knots. Odds on the kiters were already out an hour earlier while you we're still waiting for it to pick up. Who cares.
And go to the skate park, the kid on the scooter still has a fkn big smile on his face.
Christopher I think the love-hate arguing thing started when Nimrod posted an alternate pic
and was then sooo shocked when we took the p!ss.
Poor little blighter hasn't been back except to call us old (very original)
When read correctly from left to right, the sign means:
"We hold each other, I hold a kite, I hold a surfboard, I hold a windsurfer, I'm Waveslave" 
Sorry I couldn't get back to this sooner Marky, thing is I found a bit of wind this arvo so I had a bit of a wavesail sesh. Then the blonde I'm hooked up with ATM wanted a bit of entertainment so I been a little busy.
Mate that picture I posted was right there on the link in this thread. I just joined in on what you call a p!ss take.
The funny thing is that not one kiter has posted on this thread. I made a post to try and get you to "come out" of the kiter closet and people got sucked in. Thats how easy it is.
How the hell does anybody thinking straight get off on a hardcore sailboard sesh and then turn their nose up at kiting. Its just another dimention of watersport. People who do this are purists and I target them for ridicule. especially elderly ones.
One dudes calling kites the scooters of the sea because its so easy to learn. OK maybe, Took me 3 weeks from start to be carve and duck gybing on a sailboard and 4 Hours to get to the same point with a kite. So what. The sad thing is that this thread www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Windsurfing/General/Gybe-and-Tack-Success-Rate/ people are confessing to not being able to do really basic stuff after 10 or more years. They wallow around year after year and ridicule alternatives because of a one track thought pattern and thats lame. As long as their having fun, or think they are.
And Marky, the poor little blighter was 6ft when he was 14. And you still havn't responded to my acusation that you are in fact, a Kitersexual. Come join us Marky. You'll never look back.
i was gonna write a big spill but i thought stuff it, abusing kiters in the flesh is far more fun, specially as i have fists the size of your face
You win, you are exceptionally talented.
I am curious about kiting and very interested. I just need to practice on reducing my gag reflex.
See, that didn't hurt too much did it.
Gag reflex, Ha thats funny.
I'm still laughing about the crumbed sausage impersonation comment you made a couple of weeks ago. Thats awesome.
Hope you don't mind I have been using that material.
Its coming into focus now. Your problem is not with kiting, its with kiters. Correct?
why did you pay for 15 professional lessons in something your now bagging. Surely that's a financial mistake and a half.
) , I understand now why I should have indeed posted this pic in the funny image thread...
