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Corrupting the youth...?

Created by musorianin musorianin  > 9 months ago, 24 Oct 2016
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musorianin
musorianin

QLD

597 posts

24 Oct 2016 12:21pm
Launching yesterday for a late afternoon session after a long wait for wind. Kid on a tiny BMX wearing a beanie rides up and stops on the path. "Get some kite surfing lessons mate!" he yells. "What?" "You should get kite surfing lessons!" "Why?" "Cos you'r a @&$# pole dancer" and rides off. I see the funny side of this and sail off thinking "who's having nore fun now? Me or you on your little BMX?" Half an hour later, bang! Snapped boom! Is there a message in this...?
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

24 Oct 2016 12:36pm
Did the boom snap over his head ?
PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

24 Oct 2016 1:37pm
No message, the little turd just needed a slap in the head. Some of today's youth ...
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

24 Oct 2016 10:52am
I think its wrong that you are demeaning this poor kids lack of gender identity.

Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

24 Oct 2016 2:50pm
Let the little turd be a kiter , hell fit right in !
Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

24 Oct 2016 1:04pm
He's just another little virgin.
with no licence .who doesn't do either sports.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

24 Oct 2016 3:25pm
It was probably lotofwind

He is probably still giggling now
nerdycross
nerdycross

321 posts

24 Oct 2016 3:34pm
Sounds like he'll make a perfect Gay kite .hope he learns to keep his limp rist trings (tampax) away from the bosses on the water.
cammd
cammd

QLD

4331 posts

24 Oct 2016 7:20pm
He must just be to young to understand that taking a kite to the beach is like taking a scooter to the skate park.
lotofwind
lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

24 Oct 2016 9:03pm
lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.
jusavina
jusavina

QLD

1494 posts

24 Oct 2016 9:05pm
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lotofwind said..
lol thats funny as.
Gotta love a cheeky grommet. Especially one that obviously is extremely intelligent.






da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

24 Oct 2016 9:09pm
Be like beanie in summer intelligent.



*wearing one after an epic windsurf session is ok though
Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

25 Oct 2016 8:03am
Probably learned it from his dad who tried to learn how to windsurf, found it too difficult, and gave it up for kiting.
So yeah, corruption w/in the family structure.
Al Planet
Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

25 Oct 2016 1:08pm
I have seen that kid around.......


sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

25 Oct 2016 1:14pm
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Imax1 said..
Did the boom snap over his head ?


Should have..
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