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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

Sparky

1122 posts

Sparky

WA, 1122 posts

7 Mar 2017 1:14pm

Imax1

QLD

4937 posts

Imax1

QLD, 4937 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:20pm

She , " your prostate feels ok "
He , "Youve been checking it every night for the last eight years , im ok "

Magic Ride

719 posts

Magic Ride

719 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:03pm

Sparky said..

Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and wifee is shakin her head

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:31pm

When your husband is deported will you be going to live with him in Mexico?

Sparky

1122 posts

Sparky

WA, 1122 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:33pm

Magic Ride said..

Sparky said..

Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and thinks to himself he should move in with Magicride

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:11pm

Wife: "Sorry darling, but I just farted"
Husband: "That's OK sweetie, it smells just like roses"

Magic Ride

719 posts

Magic Ride

719 posts

7 Mar 2017 5:43pm

Wife tells hubby to return the new sail. So he returns it and his wife notices his depression kicking in. Wife says, I'll tell ya what hubby, I'll buy ya a pussy cat instead.

Hubby says, I don't want a pussy cat. Wife says, why the hell not. Hubby says, cuz I hate cats!! Wife thinks, OMG I always knew I married a pu$$y!!!

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

7 Mar 2017 5:53pm

Hmmm yeah look I know its the first date but your online dating profile said you windsurf and that's sooo hot. I really need to check if you in fact kitesurf..... just move over a smidge.... there it is..... oh no........

Carantoc

7268 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7268 posts

7 Mar 2017 6:04pm

Wine tours for blokes :

Next lets try the Merlot. mmm, lovely, I've got raspberry, plum some oaky tobacco coming through all with a robust balance of clove and vanilla. What about you dear ?

Me ? I've just got wood.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

da vecta

QLD, 2515 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:26pm

"Windsurfing all day takes my night lovin to a whole nother level."

Orange Whip

QLD

1080 posts

Orange Whip

QLD, 1080 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:33pm

Two minutes into Jenna and Smoothsailing's blind date

Piros

QLD

7296 posts

Piros

QLD, 7296 posts

7 Mar 2017 9:04pm

So you sold your last rig to buy this next one ?

Sparky

1122 posts

Sparky

WA, 1122 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:29pm

Pedro, I'll just check if everything's well south of the border.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

7 Mar 2017 10:58pm

"Surprise..."

Mastbender

1972 posts

Mastbender

1972 posts

8 Mar 2017 3:15am

While being interviewed, the husband says, "be forewarned, always have sex before you get married, that way you'll know which sex your partner really is, now I'm married to a transsexual who isn't all the way transitioning yet! So now I just call her Caitlin".

albers

NSW

1739 posts

albers

NSW, 1739 posts

18 Mar 2017 5:15pm

Bump

Sparky

1122 posts

Sparky

WA, 1122 posts

18 Mar 2017 3:05pm

And the winner is..... Well done Magic ride, I loved your cat whipping comment. Over to you buddy.

Parked

NSW

169 posts

Parked

NSW, 169 posts

18 Mar 2017 7:05pm

Late, "Need more downhaul, honey?"

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