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Sparky > 9 months ago, 7 Mar 2017

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:20pm

She , " your prostate feels ok "
He , "Youve been checking it every night for the last eight years , im ok "

Magic Ride

719 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:03pm

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Sparky said..

Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and wifee is shakin her head

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:31pm

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When your husband is deported will you be going to live with him in Mexico?

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Mar 2017 3:33pm

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Magic Ride said..

Sparky said..

Hubby just got pu$$y whipped from his wife because she just found hubby' s new sail hidden in the shed with blankets over it. Hubby is speechless and thinks to himself he should move in with Magicride

albers

NSW

1739 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:11pm

Wife: "Sorry darling, but I just farted"
Husband: "That's OK sweetie, it smells just like roses"

Magic Ride

719 posts

7 Mar 2017 5:43pm

Wife tells hubby to return the new sail. So he returns it and his wife notices his depression kicking in. Wife says, I'll tell ya what hubby, I'll buy ya a pussy cat instead.

Hubby says, I don't want a pussy cat. Wife says, why the hell not. Hubby says, cuz I hate cats!! Wife thinks, OMG I always knew I married a pu$$y!!!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

7 Mar 2017 5:53pm

Hmmm yeah look I know its the first date but your online dating profile said you windsurf and that's sooo hot. I really need to check if you in fact kitesurf..... just move over a smidge.... there it is..... oh no........

Carantoc

7194 posts

7 Mar 2017 6:04pm

Wine tours for blokes :

Next lets try the Merlot. mmm, lovely, I've got raspberry, plum some oaky tobacco coming through all with a robust balance of clove and vanilla. What about you dear ?

Me ? I've just got wood.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:26pm

"Windsurfing all day takes my night lovin to a whole nother level."

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:33pm

Two minutes into Jenna and Smoothsailing's blind date

Piros

QLD

7251 posts

7 Mar 2017 9:04pm

So you sold your last rig to buy this next one ?

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Mar 2017 8:29pm

Pedro, I'll just check if everything's well south of the border.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

7 Mar 2017 10:58pm

"Surprise..."

Mastbender

1972 posts

8 Mar 2017 3:15am

While being interviewed, the husband says, "be forewarned, always have sex before you get married, that way you'll know which sex your partner really is, now I'm married to a transsexual who isn't all the way transitioning yet! So now I just call her Caitlin".

albers

NSW

1739 posts

18 Mar 2017 5:15pm

Bump

Sparky

1122 posts

18 Mar 2017 3:05pm

And the winner is..... Well done Magic ride, I loved your cat whipping comment. Over to you buddy.

Parked

NSW

169 posts

18 Mar 2017 7:05pm

Late, "Need more downhaul, honey?"

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