Let's blow this popsicle stand and go for a sail?

Trump: "and then with this hand I grabbed her........"

Barry, wait until I get re-elected, I'll have more flexibility then.

I'm always wanted to ask this, are you mexican.?

A Democrat and a kiter. I didn't even need the Russians.

Obama: "Quite small hands Donald."
Trump: "It's not the size that counts, it's how you use them."
Obama: "Is that so?"
Trump: "Yep, good things come in small packages."

Are you sure your not Mexican Obama .?

I'm sure, but Don't fence me in Trumpy..... or I'll rap your arse off .shaka laka ,boom.

Trump singing Opera to Obama ..

he smiles ,and thinks ,what a tool .

"who the hell wears board shorts over a wetsuit!?!"

So you move your hand up the boom and just let the rig flip over you.

I told you not to try kiting, so look at you now!

DT: I'll make windsurfing great again!

BO: Why can't I just eat my waffle?

Well Mr Obama, on one thing we can both agree

who the **** made lotofwind the winner of CC 470 ?

Mr Trump, the CIA used to tell me you pronounce it with the emphasis on the "D"

What, I open my mouth funny and say like "DUO-tone" ?

ahh yes obama sun ,yes I know that technique ,,,

wax on ,wax off

"So Barry, what I really want to know is......is Monica's number really in the Presidents' Book of Secrets..."

Obama: 'Jeez Donald, if you drain the swamp, where we gonna sail?'

"You're fired!"

Then Tony Abbott said My sail was rigged wrong, after I passed him at gathering first mark

salt & pepper

Trump: I'm telling ya, the forward underhand grip gives less control but more power
Obama: Wow.

The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don't care how.

You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Barack H. Obama, will you please go now!

You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please go.
Please!

I don't care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!

Barack H. Obama, I don't care how.
Barack H. Obama , will you please GO NOW!

You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car if you wish.
If you wish you may go by lion's tail.
Or stamp yourself and go by mail.
Barack H. Obama!
Don't you know the time has come to go, Go, GO!

Get on yout way!
Please, Barack H.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.

You can go by balloon...
...or broomstick.
OR You can go by camel in a bureau drawer.
You can go by Bumble-Boat...
...or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just GET!
Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with a.................
BOOM!
Barack, Barack, Barack!
Will you leave this room!

Barack H. Obama!
I don't care HOW.
Barack H. Obama!
Will you please GO NOW!

I said GO and GO I ment....
The time had come.
SO...
Barack WENT.

Think that you deserve something , at least for typing all that

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Think that you deserve something , at least for typing all that

Yeah, there's a padded cell with my name on it...,

(^^classic Dr Seuss by the way)

"Das vedanya, Commrade..."

And they thought they were joking when they said Orange is the new Black

Bump

after I build this fence ,,,,,, lets go fishing .

Vote for me and I'll make the Seabreeze caption comp great again.

I'll drain the swamp of that crooked Hillary-lotofwind

.....yeah, so Barack, WindXtasy calls me and says 'I need your help with some fake news in regard to who won cc470 on the Seabreeze forum. Laurie has already declared cc470 null and void but we just need to keep taking the piss out of Ol' Bag of Wind........'