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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 19 Aug 2014

Mark _australia

23526 posts

19 Aug 2014 10:14pm

KA360

NSW

803 posts

20 Aug 2014 1:14am

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Mark _australia said..

I think we are about to witness a car ax-i-dent!

stroppo

747 posts

19 Aug 2014 11:24pm

Im on my way to Woodstock ive axe- cadently run out of fuel

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

20 Aug 2014 9:04am

After Dorothy had long left the tin man had come to the realization that his degree was never going to get him a job and had subsequently fallen on hard times

Windxtasy

4017 posts

20 Aug 2014 9:00am

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Mark _australia said..

Optimistic

azymuth

2166 posts

20 Aug 2014 9:31am

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Windxtasy said..

Mark _australia said..

Optimistic

Another Western loser wanting to make a name for himself by making the journey to join up with IS

Chris6791

3271 posts

20 Aug 2014 10:42am

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Mark _australia said...

"It's not real, I got it from a toy store."

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

20 Aug 2014 12:17pm

Lancelin or Bust!

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

20 Aug 2014 12:50pm

FORESTRY- loneliest profession in the world

Mark _australia

23526 posts

20 Aug 2014 1:23pm

He figures if he carries an axe, nobody will notice the holster on his right hip???

Man0verBoard

629 posts

20 Aug 2014 3:51pm

Never bring an axe to a gunfight

FormulaNova

15090 posts

20 Aug 2014 5:29pm

Most people would have picked up a hitchiker with an axe, but this was going too far

Carantoc

7194 posts

20 Aug 2014 5:32pm

After 5 months of travel Bourke still hadn't made it to WA to show them Ozzies what is the Best Practice Board Layup for Strength

Carantoc

7194 posts

20 Aug 2014 5:34pm

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When Lotofwind didn't have much luck picking up or getting hitched he got his little chopper out.

Carantoc

7194 posts

20 Aug 2014 5:38pm

Bear Grylls survival tip #349 :

Chickens are often found crossing the road. I don't know why they cross the road, but when they do just a quick swipe and .... lunch is ready.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

20 Aug 2014 8:28pm

Honestly,,,,,,,,his head just fell off and landed on my finger

FormulaNova

15090 posts

20 Aug 2014 6:44pm

Heh heh heh. Steve the serial killer had a cunning plan. He disguised his rifle as an axe and no one would know what he was. Heh heh heh!

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

20 Aug 2014 9:41pm

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Trust me...

.....I'm a Fireman.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

20 Aug 2014 10:17pm

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Mark _australia said..

"Im a lumberjack and Im ok,
I sleep all night and
I work all day"

^^^^The oldies here will know where that songs from

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

20 Aug 2014 11:19pm

I don gedit. "Ya wanna get to California? Get out on the highway n axe for a ride" they said. I could starve to death.....
Nyer, shoulda caught the bus.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

28 Aug 2014 1:22pm

Sid had just been recruited by the A.K.P. and was on his way to the beach with his favourite line cutting axe...

Mark _australia

23526 posts

28 Aug 2014 11:24am

was just thinking this is very old. Richie you're psychic

call it tonite I think....

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

28 Aug 2014 2:25pm

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Mark _australia said..

Tasmania member of the Palmer Party prepares to defend the Super Highway from possible Chinese invasion.

pweedas

4642 posts

28 Aug 2014 6:29pm

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Well I guess that proves it.
No one will give you a lift when they see you've got an axe to grind.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

28 Aug 2014 6:40pm

The first Abbott election campaign poster never made it to print.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

28 Aug 2014 9:23pm

Judging

As much as I hoped otherwise

............. the most green thumbs were for lotowind who fingered the servered head of a guy I never met hoping it was me - surely the traits of a serial killer.

Take it away loto.

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