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Magic Ride > 9 months ago, 22 Mar 2017

Magic Ride

719 posts

22 Mar 2017 7:18am

When I checked into the Best Western Hotel located in Troutdale Oregon, I noticed something which looked like a door stop under the door in the bathroom. When I closed the bathroom door, I then realized it was this.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:28am

I'd be more concerned Skeletor is creeping up behind you on the floor

(Maybe those are He-man's undies)

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:33am

Due to the economic downturn, Best Western have been forced to replace the complimentary plush dressing gown with crusty undies...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

22 Mar 2017 8:00am

You were downgraded from the "used condoms in the bedside drawer" suite

Magic Ride

719 posts

22 Mar 2017 8:18am

When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.

Mastbender

1972 posts

22 Mar 2017 8:32am

When you know it's time to check the bed for stains and/or bed bugs.

Did you?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

22 Mar 2017 10:46am

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Magic Ride said..
When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.

"Hello, concierge?? This is Magic Ride in Room 401, I think you need to contact the previous occupant, he has left a few things behind..."

"Hmm, let me check sir...oh yes, the navy was back in town again last week, that was Seamen Stain's room, housekeeping will be up in a minute with a bag and, err yes, a UV light..."

Magic Ride

719 posts

22 Mar 2017 8:49am

That's the next thing I did was check the bed. No stains or bed bugs thank god. No bug bites.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

22 Mar 2017 11:46am

Best Western Suburbs Hotel.
[edit] As you're an American MR, Western suburbs is an Aussie reference to the Bogan or "non working class" folk you might refer to a trailer park or rednecks.

Sparky

1122 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:35am

Early testing with clean undies failed, the day 7 dirty undies held the door perfectly.

Sparky

1122 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:37am

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Waterloo said..

Magic Ride said..
When I picked up the boxer shorts with a bag and threw them in the trash, I noticed white stains on the shorts.

He was in the navy but now he's commando.

Sparky

1122 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:40am

Her boyfriend walked in, you hid behind the door, being Magic, all that was left were your undies after you disappeared.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

22 Mar 2017 11:44am

Too much downhall

Sparky

1122 posts

22 Mar 2017 9:45am

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Windxtasy said..
You were downgraded from the "used condoms in the bedside drawer" suite

With the popularity of Brazilian waxing their suppliers were running low on pubic hairs for the toilet seat.

Magic Ride

719 posts

22 Mar 2017 10:31am

Did the Maid screw the dude who stayed their last and forgot to clean up all the way?

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

22 Mar 2017 3:14pm

Actually Malcom Frasers from 1986!!!!.....(did you see the $10000 Rolex?)

Tardy

5292 posts

22 Mar 2017 6:30pm

Black sh it catchers be aware ..nice find .

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

23 Mar 2017 10:03pm

According to Trump's budget military spending is up and everyone's going commando.

Tardy

5292 posts

24 Mar 2017 3:56am

If no one wants to get into my pants ,,,,what's the use wearing them .

Magic Ride

719 posts

24 Mar 2017 6:23am

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Tardy said..
If no one wants to get into my pants ,,,,what's the use wearing them .

Lol, Good one Tardy!!

You're on to something here.

Magic Ride

719 posts

24 Mar 2017 6:28am

His package came unwrapped and he blew his cover.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

24 Mar 2017 10:35am

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sausage said..
I'd be more concerned Skeletor is creeping up behind you on the floor

(Maybe those are He-man's undies)

No one else sees this?

Magic Ride

719 posts

24 Mar 2017 9:06am

That's awesome Sausage! I like how you pointed out the SKELTOR!! Yes, you're the first to see the SKELTOR!

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

24 Mar 2017 9:02pm

That's the Best Western Troutdale's tardis suite, the previous occupant must have set the dials for CanCun

Magic Ride

719 posts

25 Mar 2017 10:53am

Going once, going twice.........

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

25 Mar 2017 1:31pm

Being quite prudish, Best Western liked to stow their door knobs discretely in door undies....

Magic Ride

719 posts

27 Mar 2017 6:47am

And the winner is Sausage, as he was creative in identifying the skeltor. Over to you Sausage...

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

27 Mar 2017 11:03am

Well that's a surprise victory. And now all I can see is a pair of sneakers (not skeletor).

Magic Ride

719 posts

27 Mar 2017 9:37am

The suspicious skeltor/sneaker look! Haaa, good job!

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