Is winning the Seabreeze.com.au Caption Comp after 500+ rounds actually loosing ?

Anyway after all this bmx / mtb talk of late :

This is gunna hurt real bad, but I need a good shot for Instagram!

Whats got two thumbs, speaks French and used to have nuts?

Moi.

Who needs a kite to wrap themselves around a tree!

HUH ..you think catapults hurt ..watch this ...

Bike wedged against the tree - check!
Mullet carefully teased from helmet - check!
Nuggets crushed by tree root - check!

Now take the &$%#ing shot!!!

Wazza had tried most brands of mountainbike suspension, and was keen to see how "Cock Shox" measured up.

"Handle bars are for sissies!"

He could have been one of these guys!

^ Lol. Is that Polish? Something like that with a paint bomb would be even better.

Loto doesn't do aero by half measures.

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FishMints said..
"Handle bars are for sissies!"

Did you mean ****s ?
Do you know you just offended a t least a dozen genders ?

Wind is back so no more of this MTB nonsense needed.

Much like Nick Cummin's call in Bachelor 2018 the announcement of the winner of CC503 is a shock and totally unprecedented decision that will be talked about for years to come.

..............there are two joint winners.

clarence for referencing something to do with both bikes and genitalia and Mastbender for posting something significantly funnier than the actual caption comp.

So - clarence or Mastbender, first one to post gets the honor of forever being CC504 most beloved Supreme Leader

I'll hand it over to mastbender as I very unexpectedly won a few months ago. Got to share the love around.

Away you go mastbender.

Clarence

Allrightythen!