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Bondalucci > 9 months ago, 21 Aug 2019

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

21 Aug 2019 11:20am

What's going on here ?

Tardy

5292 posts

21 Aug 2019 10:40am

killer of a kid

elmo

8879 posts

21 Aug 2019 10:51am

Vegies again, I don't think so

Searoamer

NSW

301 posts

21 Aug 2019 12:52pm

Baptism by fire ...

Mark _australia

23526 posts

21 Aug 2019 11:32am

Gordon Ramsay's kid

Fk off you fkn fker or I'll fkn stab you you fk

Mr Keen

QLD

690 posts

21 Aug 2019 1:36pm

You burnt it!! I dare you to do it again

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

21 Aug 2019 7:46pm

No ................ you get in the pan!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

21 Aug 2019 9:31pm

Although it took years to finally go into production, Uma Thurman's initial audition for Kill Bill was chillingly good...

Orange Whip

QLD

1074 posts

21 Aug 2019 9:43pm

One of the consequences of turning to foiling is that you're no longer a slapper, so you've just gotta grin and bear it.

Sparky

1122 posts

21 Aug 2019 7:59pm

Keep well away from the hot grill and sit safely with those sharp knives.

AUS169

NSW

58 posts

21 Aug 2019 10:09pm

Heston, It's Childsplay!

clarence

TAS

979 posts

21 Aug 2019 11:13pm

That's not a knife...

Rodskeg

NSW

108 posts

22 Aug 2019 6:32am

back off mother ****er

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

22 Aug 2019 9:56am

What's red and sits in the corner?

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

22 Aug 2019 5:56pm

"Dad, if you serve me veggies I will kill you!!"

Baby Emma could just about cope with having a father that kited and cooked fair-trade lentil, rocket and tofu stir-fry, but when he said that he was going to try wind-wing foiling tomorrow she knew it was time to act.

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Aug 2019 4:54pm

Ever since Bono had been suspended from Seabreeze and the drawing houses industry had gone into recession he had to make ends meet by baby sitting.

"Look you moron baby, the flame can't melting steel. I told you so. Even a child can see that."

At which point Baby Emma decided Laurie might have been right and picked up her own ban hammer.

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Aug 2019 5:04pm

"Daddy, what is my name ?"

"Why it is Emma of course silly"

"Yes buts what's my surname"

"Well same as mine of course silly, because I'm your Daddy, your name is Emma Lotofwind"

"meeeeahahahahahah noooo, no, no, nooooo......"

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

22 Aug 2019 8:06pm

"Mummy said Daddy has to have chop-chop"

Mark _australia

23526 posts

22 Aug 2019 7:39pm

Dangling a kid over a balcony did wonders for Michael Jacksons online presence, so Heston figures height, sharp object and 3 burners would really get the socials going

Sparky

1122 posts

22 Aug 2019 11:55pm

No Daddy, YOU eat the vegetables!! OK?

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

23 Aug 2019 2:12pm

Sliced Baby
Potatoes Lyonnaise
Sauteed With
Caramalised Onions

MMMMMMM....

G00DSY

QLD

29 posts

23 Aug 2019 2:59pm

...and today on 'Ready, Steady, Cook' we have special guests - Heston AND baby Chucky !!!

Who will win this afternoon's mystery challenge???

Mastbender

1972 posts

23 Aug 2019 1:45pm

"I WANT A STEAK, MEDIUM RARE, TOSS THAT VEGIECRAP OUT OF HERE!!!!!!"

John340

QLD

3373 posts

24 Aug 2019 4:17am

Haircut to Heston
"Where did you hide my cigarettes?"

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

26 Aug 2019 9:38am

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Still safer the neverland

albers

NSW

1739 posts

26 Aug 2019 8:22pm

How many times have I told you dad.

I've got the knife and you can fork off!!!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

27 Aug 2019 4:51pm

The reboot of The Goodies episode Baby Army was a little darker than the original...

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

27 Aug 2019 10:30pm

"Caution, Baby on board"

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

27 Aug 2019 11:45pm

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Hey, ....what say we go get me that Kids Rig today, Dad!!

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

29 Aug 2019 1:05pm

Traffic is slowing.
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Carantoc

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Carantoc

Jetlag

Mark _australia

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Tardy

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Searoamer

Mark _australia

Mr Keen

Paddles B'mere

Waterloo

Orange Whip

Sparky

AUS169

clarence

Rodskeg

Stuthepirate

ka43

Carantoc

Carantoc

Carantoc

Jetlag

Mark _australia

Sparky

Al Planet

G00DSY

Mastbender

John340

Stuthepirate

albers

Waterloo

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