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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 7 Jan 2017

Mark _australia

23526 posts

7 Jan 2017 7:39am

Thanks Cam.
I actually thought at the time this was posted in another thread may be good for a comp, so hope it is OK to steal :)
Extra points for clean entries

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Jan 2017 8:03am

Are we playing charades?
Movie title?
Is it "Octopussy?"

forceten

1312 posts

7 Jan 2017 8:13am

From the ' fellow' gazing out to sea.. not interested at all..wtf

If number 1 2 and 4 Were laying round the other way,
We would have " titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump "

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Jan 2017 8:25am

The local council were proud of their new bike rack.

Sparky

1122 posts

7 Jan 2017 8:29am

Dude in background wondering... " Why did those silly girls ask me to do their suncream. Why can't they just do each other's?"

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

7 Jan 2017 11:45am

"I wonder why poley's think kiters are gay?"

Mastbender

1972 posts

7 Jan 2017 9:05am

Is that the best kiters can do, what are they 16?

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

7 Jan 2017 11:12am

Bottoms up to windsurfing!

Parked

NSW

169 posts

7 Jan 2017 2:04pm

That moment when a windsurfer arrives to the beach.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

7 Jan 2017 3:31pm

Ok Mark_australia.
Now you can rig up without getting sand in your gear

Bone74

380 posts

8 Jan 2017 8:55am

Look girls it's mark Australia he's such a spunk

Just spread out your gear all over the girls. They look willing. Then you will notice your gear having a wonderful fresh sent to it when you hit the water, guaranteed not to smell fishy after your session. But the sail might be a lil cloudy afterwards from laying in their sunscreen. But heck, it's UV protection for the sail.

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

8 Jan 2017 2:30pm

"....... eight days a week .."

gregwed

QLD

556 posts

8 Jan 2017 6:49pm

Does my bum look good in this??

joe windsurf

1482 posts

8 Jan 2017 5:16pm

I, the sailor laddie be smarter than his years
It is with cotton batten that he stuffed his ears
Tis the sirens they sing n whisper his name
Tellin tales o' glamour and great fame
He knows that if he listens to their call
There'll be nothin left of him, nothin a tall !!!

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

8 Jan 2017 8:43pm

The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Jan 2017 6:49pm

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Bone43 said..
Look girls it's mark Australia he's such a spunk

Peeps you KNOW I am going to run with this one, so better keep tryin'

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

8 Jan 2017 9:59pm

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Bone43 said...
Look girls it's mark Australia he's such a spunk, too bad he's gay

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

8 Jan 2017 10:01pm

Forget it girls, he's too busy fingering himself to notice us

terminal

1421 posts

8 Jan 2017 7:19pm

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Windsurfing. You go to the beach on a good forecast -and when you get there, there's nothing to do.

Bone74

380 posts

9 Jan 2017 3:53pm

You may as well announce it now as u know no one can beat me
Besides my tongue will feel like sand paper soon from licking so hard

Pic a second place winner cause I can't post a pic on here for some reason

Carantoc

7194 posts

9 Jan 2017 4:01pm

The girls didn't believe the rumour that kiter Kev was a short tacker.

But when them saw him change into his boardies they couldn't help but giggle.

Carantoc

7194 posts

9 Jan 2017 4:06pm

Staring out to sea MalJ still couldn't workout where the whistling was coming from.

HENDO 77 knew, and he had the pics to prove it.

ABCELMO

104 posts

9 Jan 2017 10:42pm

One word.........Buffet

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

10 Jan 2017 12:31pm

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da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828

That's the square root of eight by the way.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

10 Jan 2017 12:40pm

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da vecta said...

da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828

That's the square root of eight by the way.

V clever vecta! How about 188

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

10 Jan 2017 1:05pm

Assuming the correct subtraction and division then 8 would probably come after 188 in that particular case.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

10 Jan 2017 2:01pm

With the shortage of windsurfers, the girls resort to ling up like a jump hurdle.

Good luck girls.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

10 Jan 2017 4:42pm

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sausage said..

da vecta said...

da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828

That's the square root of eight by the way.

V clever vecta! How about 188

I was thinking 181 sounds way better

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

10 Jan 2017 7:21pm

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Mark _australia said...

sausage said..

da vecta said...

da vecta said..
The guy in boardies : his maths friends call him Mr 2.828

That's the square root of eight by the way.

V clever vecta! How about 188

I was thinking 181 sounds way better

By extension the best outcome would in fact be 881

Mark _australia

23526 posts

10 Jan 2017 5:23pm

^^^ oh my

lightheaded now

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