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Japanese girl says she is only taking the egg for "scientific research purposes" .

Ahhh so that's the porpoise of taking it

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That's not how you treat Pink Eye child! You should have smeared antibiotics under his right eyelid!

Finally the mystical pink dolphin delivered the breast implant, unfortunately ming liang only ordered one.

Riviera release new dolphin friendly motor yacht design. Critics claim that it will revolutionize the dolphin watch charter industry.

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"I swim all the way to Sydney for the Gay Pride event and some kid rips one of my balls off!"

Tough photo, Carantoc.

You're usually overflowing with ideas. Any left over for this one

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Carantoc said...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my ball go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

He says he's looking for some "Cove" in Japan....Mentioned something about retribution...

Dept of Transport unveil the suggested life saving device that windsurfers and kiters in WA must stay within 400m of.....

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Sea Shepards new Trojan Dolphin.
Unfortunately during the research + development phase young Darryl's image search for "Trojan" got lost in translation

One down. One to go

It seems this image is less popular than a Joe Hockey budget, so in the spirit of the PUP I shall vote it out immediately.

As I only posted it for scientific research purposes to see if it was possible to have a picture on which it was impossible to photoshop Mark_A's avatar, I shall award it to KA360 for his egg-tastic caption.

Take it away Akim.