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Caption Comp #331

Created by MikeyS MikeyS  > 9 months ago, 4 Apr 2014
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MikeyS
MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:19pm
Always hard to win the caption comp without a good double enterdre.

PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:28pm
To enhance a Builders Cleavage, simply line up the existing crack...
TGale
TGale

TAS

301 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:30pm
Saw these guys horsing around
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

4 Apr 2014 12:32pm
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Bluey wasn't meeting the tradies' standard of showing at least 5cm of bum crack when he bent over, so a little plastic surgery was required.



Sorry Phil, we were obviously on the same track, but you hadn't yet posted when I wrote mine.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

4 Apr 2014 12:35pm
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At the OH&S inquiry:

"I couldn't use the saw horses because they had too much timber piled up on them..."



da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

4 Apr 2014 2:35pm
This is just friggin plain stupidity. Where's their hi-vis shirts?
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:37pm
HR ! Where's HR!???
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

4 Apr 2014 1:00pm




OHS 101:

What is wrong in this scene?

That's right, he shouldn't be using his other hand to retract the guard on the saw.

elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

4 Apr 2014 1:13pm
OHS 102

Why isn't that wood clamped in place?
ka43
ka43

NSW

3097 posts

4 Apr 2014 4:16pm
"Listen Sergei, you move and I'll tear you a new one!!"
Gestalt
Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:18pm
saw bum?
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:38pm
Hardcore aprentice initiation
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

4 Apr 2014 3:53pm
Mark _Australia investigates when Lotawind explained he was full of sh1t
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

4 Apr 2014 4:39pm
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You might feel something...

albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

4 Apr 2014 8:06pm


The latest ads for sawbent toilet paper were considered cutting-edge

Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

4 Apr 2014 6:31pm
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Being a human saw horse was a buzz at first, but quickly became a pain in the A...



Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

4 Apr 2014 11:49pm
You could tell he was a kiter, because he had a circular sore on his arse.





mr love
mr love

VIC

2415 posts

5 Apr 2014 12:08am
"It,s OK Victor, I have read the SOP"
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

4 Apr 2014 9:11pm
Just like windsurfing, the thrills really come when you start planing.






Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

4 Apr 2014 11:13pm

STOPPPPPP!!!! I'm not wearing my safety goggles man...


Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

4 Apr 2014 11:14pm


"...and when I'm finished I'm going to drill you from behind..."


Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

6 Apr 2014 11:37am
Freds medical insurance covers him for back surgery in Asia.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

6 Apr 2014 1:37pm
Expert carpenter demonstrates the butt joint.

When he gets to dovetails and finger jointing it gets real interesting
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

6 Apr 2014 8:02pm



When Steve asked Jock to be a saw horse, he thought fair enough, but he thought the joke's on Steve, that saw blade is blunt!

FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

6 Apr 2014 8:04pm




Brokeback carpentry. Can we do it right for you!

Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

6 Apr 2014 8:39pm
"Man, my sawhorse is broken"

"wow Dude. Oh, figuratively speaking, or for real Dude?"

"for real Man, for real"

"well I could get down on all fours for you Dude...."

"let's keep this discussion about the saw horse Man......"

"oh yesh, sorry I know this is not the time to be talking about sex Dude..."

"I reckon we could just risk it, just this once Man..... Please, let me try.... I mean, I already have some butthurt issues Man"

"for shizzle Dude, it won't hurt as much as the witty barbs in the windsurf forum. They really make me ......."

"shhh Man don't cry. Now get down on all fours...."


Sandfoot
Sandfoot

VIC

571 posts

6 Apr 2014 11:17pm
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Windxtasy said..

Just like windsurfing, the thrills really come when you start planing.








gold mate gold
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

7 Apr 2014 11:20am




Waterloo
Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

7 Apr 2014 9:36pm

Kev found that by combining his home renovation and vasectomy businesses he could maximise productivity...





Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

7 Apr 2014 8:17pm
Bourke puts his hammer back in his tool belt and goes to the next level.

Mark_Australia simultaneously applies the heal dent, torsion, compression, bending, ding and crack test.

Unfortunately, due to a language breakdown, he had inadvertently picked up a piece of laminEX, not a piece of laminATE.

It was around this time Mark_A learnt how to swear in Spanish.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

7 Apr 2014 9:21pm
Carantoc wins..... 20-30x better than my caption.

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