A dog is man's best friend, not best man and yes you do look fat in that dress but obviously there is a reason for that.
My trailer is small
My dole check is smaller
The diamond on the ring is miniscule
But my god, if this ain't the smallest full grown rottweiller you've ever seen.
Mother and father of the bride look so happy to see their eldest daughter get married
Picture of the breeding program incubating the next generation of kiters (and water skiers).
Offshoot of the NRA,the NHA (National Hillbilly Association) are staunchly opposed to birth control.
THis original photo took a fair bit of airbrushing to give Kate and Wills that fairytale look...
e-Harmony ........ not quite like the ads, but hey, when ya got a hankerin' fer some lovin'
"Keep puffin' on that ciggy, sweet pea. I don't wanna any son o' mine being taller than me.
Aw, shucks!"
....and who would have thought that young "Sticks" would go on to be named as Captain of Carlton's Team of the Century?
"Before sentencing my client Kyvyn for his crimes, may I acquaint Your Honour with details of his troubled childhood which started not long after his conception and I present Exhibit A..."
Waveslave does the right thing and marries his sister, having hairy cousin Cletus as page boy
"Lucky ya Fairy God Mother showed up and got ya lookin' so schmick, darl. Makes me rentin' the Tux all the more worth it."
With weddings being the last bastion for cigarette advertising...
Anyhow, have a Winfield...
Time to call it.
Jeraldman got in early with a good one.
He is obviously in tune with bogun behaviour, suggesting that our dashing groom had indeed "knocked up" his lil' sister!!
Congrat's Jerzy,
-over to you.
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