wracked by severe austerity measures, the Greek Special Forces had to resort to a more primitive bidet...
Despite the 'don't ask - don't tell' policy, Clevis admitted to his collegues he was a kiter and wanted to join the crack squad.
At first Billy-boy, Billy-joe and Billy-bob didn't believe him, but then they saw his stance as he clinged to a bit of string under an inflated thingy.
It goes this way up!
No. THIS WAY UP!
Look, three of us recon this way up so you're outvoted. It's THIS WAY UP!
The new A.K.P. assault craft crew pictured practicing a boost prevention manoeuvre.
Private Finn never could work out why he was always stuck to the underside of a watercraft
Yeah hold it there guys. I can see the leak right here.
Looks like we've run over some carbon tacks.
Trouble was brewing down at the skinhead's training camp.....although they had their suspicions, when Brucie had written Hydrophobia on his admission form it apparently hadn't meant what the lads had thought...
It says :"To enable rescue beacon insert two AA batteries. Batteries not included."
And the sign said,. Long haired freaky people,.. need not apply.
[edit] I spose most people here wont remember that far back so,...
"Okay Guys you're not being very helpful, I told you this was for my uni final project !!
If I put a foil somewhere here underneath will it reach 65 knts ?"
I suppose this has run a little too long! Time to pick the winner.....drum roll......honour goes to PhilSWR's "Hide and seek on the IRB was getting a little predictable...".
Take it away Phil!
