I had thoughts of doing something different by posting a pic of Elmo and then saying to cut and paste it wherever you thought it would funny.
But then I realized, thinking is bad.
Elmo...
No no, honey I would never touch another lady half my age.... she swallowed an acorn and I was doing the Heimlich manouevre.....
Dave went for his first kitesurf lesson but was unsure about the instructor's ..... ummmmm.... "techniques"
Less rocker Boris, knaw out a little less rocker.
If this seabreeze community plank is to hit 40 knots we need less rocker.
"honey, I know you keep telling me everyday but are you sure this is what they meant by storing your nuts for the winter?"
Wiff my tongue stuck in this hole i didn't think the day could get any worse until everyone started lining up to f@*k me over!
Select to expand quoteBoris was finding the whole routine quite boring until he whispered
"Your sister's a better r**t"
Hazards in scuirine orthodontics:
Can we stop a minute?
My braces are caught on the bark!
relax and just do what we talked about..
its all in the, cmon..work with me now
its all in the hips, yeah
its all in the hips
its all in the hips
Bank West Happy Banking?
Nah we like screwing you just as much as the other Banks
Alvin,.. that branch is 20 feet up.
There's no way you can push me up that high so you might as well stop trying now.
Flying squirrel instructor giving a first lesson - wish I'd seen this before arranging my tandem skydive.
thankyou heimlich, that was quite a maneuver, I promise to never swallow nuts whole again
2nd day no play, so I'm calling it
Through general consensus and quite good social commentary Zackery takes it
ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ......... STEVE STEVE
Kiters picnic
i know i know iv'e been busy 
