It would seem topical to have an image from the Olympics, but it seems nothing even slightly amusing occured.
So, in reference to another hot news topic all captions must be in Times New Roman 12 point black font, no logos, no colours and no trademarks please
Not to be outdone, Philip Morris teamed up with Jack Daniels and resorted to the oldest trick in the book - door to door marketing.
Faced with such a visual reminder the addicted smoker can be seen dashing off to the shop to supply her habit.
(Sorry, but Times New Roman 12 pt black font wasn't an option.)
After beating a hasty retreat and rolling her ankle, helen was greatful that stress and pain relief was close at hand.
A couple of new characters were set to be introduced
into the next season of
Mrs Brown's Boys.
Mrs Otine was certain her new boyfriend Al Cohol would bond with her little Nic.
PM33 and PM3 door knocked across Perth to spread the message of the evils of canola oil
Before he changed his name to Jack, he was called Chardonnay, the ladies preferred a screw top to a cork screw
No mate, youse are not coming into moi fancy dress party!
This is 'straya mate! Come back when youse are dressed like a can of VB and a pack of Winnie Reds mate
After a few lay days the final has been run and the results are in :
3rd place to LeStef for 'soooooooo ?'
2nd place to Carantoc for just being such an awesome person
1st place to Mark-australia for 'scuse me has anone seen a little girl dressed up like an Eccy?'
(PS what's an Eccy ? is it like a home grown vegetable show in Brisbane or something ?)
Wait - stop press
After numerous appeals to the judging panel a formal review of the head judge has been ordered.
Fair Work Australia will undertake the review, results expected in about 4 years time.
In the interim all contestants must make their way to Manus Island immediately, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Latest update -
original decision stands.
head judge has resigned following the leaking of pictures taken whilst playing strip pool.
Was quoted as saying 'it was cold, and that's not how my cue normally looks'
