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Jetlag > 9 months ago, 9 Jun 2017

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

9 Jun 2017 1:15pm

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

9 Jun 2017 1:24pm

What a absolute prick !

Sparky

1122 posts

9 Jun 2017 11:25am

No sir, keep your pants on, we don't want to see your prickly pear.

Sparky

1122 posts

9 Jun 2017 11:27am

Quick, get him to the hospital, this guys cactus.

olskool

QLD

2459 posts

9 Jun 2017 2:57pm

Errrr, fellas. Dont take up golf, its a prick of a game.

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

9 Jun 2017 3:11pm

Man, I should've read that NIKE sponsorship contract. I didn't know it would involve Product Durability Testing.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

9 Jun 2017 2:55pm

Clubhouse rules state no metal spikes so I got these Taylormade

Tardy

5292 posts

9 Jun 2017 1:33pm

just because we have rubber gloves on ,it doesn't mean where checking for prostrate.

if you didn't want to get touched..... ,just say so ...but it worked

....,now fark off.

Parked

NSW

169 posts

9 Jun 2017 6:37pm

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Jetlag said..

Trumps new Mexican border course, first hole. Out of bound is out of bounds.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

9 Jun 2017 7:14pm

The paramedics decided to toss a coin to decide who would have to pull out the one "where the sun don't shine"

Sparky

1122 posts

9 Jun 2017 5:17pm

This golfer reminds me of my family tree, full of pricks.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

9 Jun 2017 11:26pm

Best round ever - 700 holes in one!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

10 Jun 2017 8:37am

Apparently Jims sunscreen attracts giant desert grubs.

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

10 Jun 2017 11:30am

We're going to have to ask you to leave the course Sir, your rash is scaring the other patrons

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

13 Jun 2017 7:22pm

Golfing glossary :-
Bogey - One over Par

Double Bogey - Two over Par

Fully Cactus - "I want my Mummy"

Jono77

356 posts

13 Jun 2017 7:06pm

Sequel to Sharknado.

Seacucumbernado

Jono77

356 posts

13 Jun 2017 7:08pm

"I swear officer, I have no idea who burgled The cactus factory!!"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

13 Jun 2017 10:59pm

And out of adversity, George's idea for Velcro was born.

Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

20 Jun 2017 1:35pm

I've gotta throw it back to Sparky with "This guy's Cactus". Sometimes the obvious does win the day !!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

25 Jun 2017 7:14pm

Yoo hoo! Sparky

MarkSSC

QLD

642 posts

25 Jun 2017 11:27pm

Desert kiting has its drawbacks.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

26 Jun 2017 9:18am

Elmo have you been procreating?

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