Default; the sweetest word in the english language....
Last one before the end of the world...?
You lick it seductively and then slide your mouth on and off it.
NO BITING!
When you've got that right, we'll move on to the real thing.
"Constipation hey? Tough break kid. But ya lucky, as bananas are a natural laxative. Now where did I leave the KY?"
"Kevin, ol' mate, I've done this to you once before, metaphorically speaking, and I know it smarted a bit, but let's try it for real this time."
Dont worry Rex, the Fire Department are coming to get your owner down from those power lines...It was a nice boost.
Hey kid - here, relax, sit back and have a banana and I'll tell you all about my old side kick...you might have heard of him, a young fella went by the name of Clint Eastwood.
After the Las Vegas scandal, Price Harry found it difficult convincing high class escorts to "party' with him.
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Sos, anyway I says to him lets set up a system that automatically red thumbs Mark-Australia, and hes says yeah, but what about the nun ! - arrrgh its a craker isn't it, you really had to have been there.
Security - help security.
Who is this ape anyway. Must be from the SUP forum I suppose.
Opposable thumb you see. Yep, right there, you see that. Jussst like that mmmmmm.
Yep Doggie, you might be able to lick your own balls, but you haven't evolved to nothing 'till you've tried the opposable thumb
So bitch, I hear you're looking for a ladies boom ?
The Severne Gorilla - so good it sells itself.
The development of the bacon flavoured banana hadn't progressed as well as hoped!!!
Look I'm sorry allright? I know I did say "Scmacko" which this plainly isn't but I just love to see the way your face lights up.
I promise next time it'll be a Schmacko for real.
i so bone
you say banana
i say walk
you say wander
anything you can say i can say better anything you can ............................
This is a banana
The only fruit that matters
You can hold in your hand
Or stick it up you clacker
Well the world didn't end...
Looks like going bananas at harvey norman on the pay nothing till january 2013 sale wasn't quite a genius move afterall....
In all the caption comps so far, has the first entry ever won...?
Cause this time the winner is terminal
