Asad wasn't as confident as his wife wives that his mates would never know he had bought his from IKEA.
Don't know how he got out of that train carriage but I'm gunna fill Lotofwind so full of wood!
We smuggle some of our guns from factories in Czeck Republic and Iran, but I am not permitted to identify which.
the new range of semi automatic spears. also available - surface to air rocks and dirty bombs, a water bomb filled with dog **
Achmed was a hardend man and prepaired to die for Allah but not at the hands of a filthy vampire.
akmed, we'll lay down a suppressing cover fire. Once you get to the SW corner, turn around and cover us. Got it? alright, GO!
no... ...wait!?
Ahmed was now regretting taking up his position with NAB just before their grand final promotion.
Even though the Iranian army were completely secular when it came to their soldiers, both Muslim and Christian, somehow Joseph felt it wasn't quite true.
Lesson one in caring for your automatic weapons, never leave them out in the rain.
Akmed never understood why they were called a splinter group until he pulled too hard on the trigger one day.
After shooting his own Sergeant Akmed was allowed back into the Army, but they didnt really trust him.
Outsourcing seemed to be a good idea for the army, but unfortunately the tender only said that the rifles had to be easy to assemble, light-weight, have a wooden stock, and a wooden handle.
