Nup, I still can't breathe.
Nope.
Not yet, still struggling.
Mmmmm. I think I can feel something now.
Unfortunately Feletia had overworked George's head gasket and he now had a blown ring...
Luckily this years competitors were prepared and arrived with thier PFD2's.
Now they can compete in the LOC.
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CPR proved very challenging for the conjoined twins, but thankfully this patient had two heads...
The old rule of two blows for every 5 compressions had its advantages, but even hundreds of compressions couldn't guarantee blood flow to the brain !
"come on Mary be serious, the poor guy is dying. Stop mucking around, and no, that is not a snorkle..."
Synchronised swimming attempt at widening the appeal of the sport was proving successful, especially with the latest moves including some of the male spectators.
However, the judges found this particular move a bit hard to swallow.
For some unexplained reason men were suddenly throwing themselves in the water like lemmings,
and rookie lifesavers Mary and Felicia could hardly keep up with the demand on their services...
Girl #1
, Girl #2
2nd girl "How long does it take for rigamortis to set in? This bits turning stiff."
After a number of incidents at the lake, the girls were determined that this time there would be a happy ending.
If I'm gonna go - that's the way I wanna go......not knowing if I'm coming or going.
Silvio Berlusconi was lucky his bodyguards were fluent in the Bunga Bunga resusitation techniques...
Retired surgeon, Dr. Gehring, admitted his first prototype of the "Human Centipede" was a failure....
Very topical caption regarding the myopic ISAF decision took my fancy - CC234 over to you Mark_aus.
