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C.C. 464

Created by Vince68 Vince68  > 9 months ago, 10 Feb 2018
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Vince68
Vince68

WA

675 posts

10 Feb 2018 4:27pm
Whale v Pelican



choco
choco

SA

4177 posts

10 Feb 2018 7:26pm
Karma's a bitch
Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

10 Feb 2018 5:44pm
Jonah took pets you know .
Sparky
Sparky

WA

1122 posts

10 Feb 2018 6:49pm
Thats one danger that we haven't considered down at pelican point!
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

10 Feb 2018 8:59pm
Pelican't
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Feb 2018 7:24am
Hard to go back to krill after tasting that yummy pelican flesh.
waricle
waricle

WA

786 posts

11 Feb 2018 5:44am
YOU'RE the Bastards that's contracted to harvest krill for the health supplement industry.
mikey100
mikey100

QLD

1105 posts

11 Feb 2018 8:48am
Peek-a-boo !
actiomax
actiomax

NSW

1576 posts

11 Feb 2018 10:50am
For those about to die .
We salute you
da vecta
da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

11 Feb 2018 9:59am
That's how crushed I feel now that Sharon's left me.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

11 Feb 2018 11:12am



Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Feb 2018 8:49pm
Mr Percivale ?
Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

12 Feb 2018 3:28am
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da vecta said..
That's how crushed I feel now that Sharon's left me.


See what happens when you become in lust ? Not only did you lose her, but also your chance at C.C. 464, Vince68 couldn't wait any longer, can't blame him.
But you could always send her a dead pelican as a going away present.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

12 Feb 2018 2:38pm
Nature is a tough place.

In a competition to see who can hold the most in their beak the whale took the early lead showing he could fit a whole pelican in.

The pelican isn't looking forward to reversing the challenge.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

12 Feb 2018 2:39pm

Peter Pelican couldn't win when his wife asked "Does my bum look big in this ?"
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

12 Feb 2018 2:40pm
Observable evolution was leading some scientists to think the long bill of the pelican was leading to the species developing a humpback.
Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

12 Feb 2018 2:56pm
Whale...It's gonna hurt sheeting this beak out ...

i know that tinny full of pissed people was hard enough ...last week .

ok ..and that kiter just dragged out for weeks ..

the windsurfer got away ,I'll get him next time ...they're just to bloody quick .
Sparky
Sparky

WA

1122 posts

12 Feb 2018 3:13pm
"KFP, that's finger licken' good"
Sparky
Sparky

WA

1122 posts

12 Feb 2018 3:15pm
The whale equivalent of having a bit of spinach stuck in your teeth.
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

12 Feb 2018 7:21pm
Plankton! .............. not Pelican! ...................Plankton! Epic dyslexia fail by Moby Dick at whale school.
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

12 Feb 2018 8:54pm
Cunnilingus was never an easy thing with inter-species relationships ;-)
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

13 Feb 2018 9:33am
Mike went on to a career as a harpoonist....


Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

13 Feb 2018 9:00am
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Vince68 said..
Whale v Pelican





ok ok ...
I'LL take it back you don't look like a whale ,your a beautiful slim porpoise ...just let me the fark out of here ..
Jetlag
Jetlag

NSW

194 posts

14 Feb 2018 12:17pm
No....This is how you do a Wing Sail. The rest of you sailmakers are incompetent idiots!!!!!
Tardy
Tardy

5292 posts

14 Feb 2018 4:03pm
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Sparky said..
"KFP, that's finger licken' good"




At last some drum sticks with meat on them .
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

11 Mar 2018 7:41am
Hey Vince. You're supposed to announce a winner.
desertyank
desertyank

1264 posts

16 Mar 2018 10:23am
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Paddles B'mere said..
Plankton! .............. not Pelican! ...................Plankton! Epic dyslexia fail by Moby Dick at whale school.


I HEREBY DECLARE PADDLES B'MERE THE WINNER!!!

Somebody had to do it, and I like looking at these comps







or not, if someone objects...............
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

16 Mar 2018 1:14pm
Rightyo, I'll get onto something
desertyank
desertyank

1264 posts

16 Mar 2018 12:18pm
BTW, I chose you as the winner based on the green thumbs..........
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