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C.C. 464

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Created by Vince68 > 9 months ago, 10 Feb 2018
Vince68
WA, 675 posts
10 Feb 2018 4:27PM
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Whale v Pelican



choco
SA, 4092 posts
10 Feb 2018 7:26PM
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Karma's a bitch

Tardy
5106 posts
10 Feb 2018 5:44PM
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Jonah took pets you know .

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
10 Feb 2018 6:49PM
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Thats one danger that we haven't considered down at pelican point!

Imax1
QLD, 4861 posts
10 Feb 2018 8:59PM
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Pelican't

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
11 Feb 2018 7:24AM
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Hard to go back to krill after tasting that yummy pelican flesh.

waricle
WA, 734 posts
11 Feb 2018 5:44AM
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YOU'RE the Bastards that's contracted to harvest krill for the health supplement industry.

mikey100
QLD, 1066 posts
11 Feb 2018 8:48AM
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Peek-a-boo !

actiomax
NSW, 1576 posts
11 Feb 2018 10:50AM
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For those about to die .
We salute you

da vecta
QLD, 2514 posts
11 Feb 2018 9:59AM
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That's how crushed I feel now that Sharon's left me.

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
11 Feb 2018 11:12AM
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Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
11 Feb 2018 8:49PM
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Mr Percivale ?

Mastbender
1972 posts
12 Feb 2018 3:28AM
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da vecta said..
That's how crushed I feel now that Sharon's left me.


See what happens when you become in lust ? Not only did you lose her, but also your chance at C.C. 464, Vince68 couldn't wait any longer, can't blame him.
But you could always send her a dead pelican as a going away present.

Carantoc
WA, 6991 posts
12 Feb 2018 2:38PM
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Nature is a tough place.

In a competition to see who can hold the most in their beak the whale took the early lead showing he could fit a whole pelican in.

The pelican isn't looking forward to reversing the challenge.

Carantoc
WA, 6991 posts
12 Feb 2018 2:39PM
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Peter Pelican couldn't win when his wife asked "Does my bum look big in this ?"

Carantoc
WA, 6991 posts
12 Feb 2018 2:40PM
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Observable evolution was leading some scientists to think the long bill of the pelican was leading to the species developing a humpback.

Tardy
5106 posts
12 Feb 2018 2:56PM
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Whale...It's gonna hurt sheeting this beak out ...

i know that tinny full of pissed people was hard enough ...last week .

ok ..and that kiter just dragged out for weeks ..

the windsurfer got away ,I'll get him next time ...they're just to bloody quick .

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
12 Feb 2018 3:13PM
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"KFP, that's finger licken' good"

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
12 Feb 2018 3:15PM
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The whale equivalent of having a bit of spinach stuck in your teeth.

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
12 Feb 2018 7:21PM
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Plankton! .............. not Pelican! ...................Plankton! Epic dyslexia fail by Moby Dick at whale school.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
12 Feb 2018 8:54PM
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Cunnilingus was never an easy thing with inter-species relationships ;-)

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
13 Feb 2018 9:33AM
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Mike went on to a career as a harpoonist....


Tardy
5106 posts
13 Feb 2018 9:00AM
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Vince68 said..
Whale v Pelican





ok ok ...
I'LL take it back you don't look like a whale ,your a beautiful slim porpoise ...just let me the fark out of here ..

Jetlag
NSW, 184 posts
14 Feb 2018 12:17PM
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No....This is how you do a Wing Sail. The rest of you sailmakers are incompetent idiots!!!!!

Tardy
5106 posts
14 Feb 2018 4:03PM
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Sparky said..
"KFP, that's finger licken' good"




At last some drum sticks with meat on them .

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
11 Mar 2018 7:41AM
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Hey Vince. You're supposed to announce a winner.

desertyank
1263 posts
16 Mar 2018 10:23AM
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Paddles B'mere said..
Plankton! .............. not Pelican! ...................Plankton! Epic dyslexia fail by Moby Dick at whale school.


I HEREBY DECLARE PADDLES B'MERE THE WINNER!!!

Somebody had to do it, and I like looking at these comps







or not, if someone objects...............

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
16 Mar 2018 1:14PM
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Rightyo, I'll get onto something

desertyank
1263 posts
16 Mar 2018 12:18PM
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BTW, I chose you as the winner based on the green thumbs..........



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