and i did not sail what a pussy i am fellas 
any one else sail port phillip? Why does it turn windy when its cold like a few days ago we had warm weather and i was walking round with no shirt on. And today i wake up to this cold wind that comes roaring down the mountains. I bet every windsurf dude in vic goes looking for there 4.0 gaastra sail in his shed and brushes the cob webs off it, and then jumps in his car and goes find some water quick on days like today. That's if ya dont mind freezen ya nuts off tho. 
that's right red thumb me you gealous buggers who have no wind to windsurf in
I am going to red thumb you coz I am not feeling well now thinking about you walking around with no shirt on
Flip I think the red thumbs were for when your post consisted only of "and i did not sail what a pussy i am fellas"
Now the cold wind is coming off the mountains, blokes run to the shed to grab a 4.0 that has cobwebs on it.... I have a mental pic, it is like the start of a Redbull Storm Chase video. I got the vibe.
So the tide of thumbs may turn as the poetry of your final version soaks in to the wind-starved masses. Be patient.
