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simon329
6 posts
Joined: 04 Aug 2011
15 September 2011 08:34 PM
Is it possible for my pregnant girlfriend to go surfing without unintentionally drowning the baby? How can the baby breathe if the vagina is under water? Should she keep her vagina above the water so the baby can breathe through it?
zenagain
92 posts
Joined: 03 Jun 2010
15 September 2011 10:20 PM
I'll field this one Simon if I may?
If your girlfriend is a little shy surfing with a snorkel protruding from her nether regions, may I suggest resorting to the umbilical cord which nature has so kindly provided her. You will find that along with nourishment, antibodies and assorted other goodies, oxygen will be delivered in a compact and timely fashion to your little tacker.
And if indeed you are the father of this little sprog, I truly do weep for the future of the human race.
waxer
6 posts
Joined: 31 Jul 2011
16 September 2011 08:41 AM
Zen, you said it all there mate. Nothing left to add.
