What Can I say other than ..... geeeeeeeeeeeez this farken sucks hey

1. Obs you magnificent bastard of a thing , you farken handsome prick I miss ya somethin' terrible mate .... me and the fat girls at the Klub miss ya buddy
2. >>>>>>> MR ...... mate I tahnk you deeply for coming up it meant heaps and I'll keep the day in my mind until I'm up with Obsy
3. Aseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ......... get a farken Mango up yaaaaaaaaaaa nah make that three ya farken cock .... farken big old cock
4. Just how many farken Inbred redneck retards are there in NSW for fark sakes geez fair farken dinkum knobs everywhere
5. Cobra I farken love you .... well I farken think I do anyways
6. Farken hell I miss my footy geez too many farken nidiots have farked it up by doin' what they want instead of farken having half a farken thought for everybody else ... farken anybody else actually ... farken helloooooo NSW .... somebody nuke Bondi will ya geez
7. Macahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa get a big fat Pineapple up you son
8. Lacey Lacey Lacey ... ya stingy Currumbin Chippie bitch ... you got that new carpet yet ?
9. Fark I could go a root mmmmmm might head down the bowlo and suss out Colleen Kokskwosher and see if she's keen ... ah for fark sake I'm farken locked in that's right ... locked in to a farken redneck hick town in New Souf Farken Wanker ... farken bewdiful geez
10. Alburism you farken thing of a thing of a farken thing ... get a Ford Mustang convertible up you ya farken thing ..... yair I said yer a farken thing right? .... a farken thing !
11. Vanders mate I'm farken hangin' both my hairy nutbags out for a few waves hey !!!! .... I'll whip up a roast ...... er .... when the rationing stops that is geez .... er ... and when the beach blockade is lifted .... fark me rhone mate geez
12. Don't farken start me on Farken cruise ships ... I said don't farken start me on farken cruise ships ... righto that's farken it ... any farker who likes cruise shipping is a deadset farken knob jockey ... a farken arse pirate who should be shot with a farken Kalashnikov on sight and shoved into a pot of boiling Hydrchloric Acid ... farken filthy disease spreading carnts
13. Uncl;e .... fark am I bloody thirsty mate .... beer is rationed ..... fark I'm thirsty
14. Bazza .... hope you got back over the border in time mate geez that must have been bloody close hey
15. All youse bastards I haven't mentioned here ^^^^ ..... farken hello ..... and farken goodbye
16 ..... Geez .... fark this virus shiite .... I miss my footy .... I miss my surf ..... I miss my perving at beach jiggly things ..... ahhhhh I'm farken retiring again ..... fark off

Pip. Yeah it sucks

Old times, good to see ya Puppy.

Do you be going thirsty Pup..not good for ya!