I know you're just stirring - I'm also just providing info to anyone that cares.
I should point out this is an 'Epoxy Flyer' construction, not a surftech. If'n it was an old school surftech, I'd have likely lost my leg.
Here's what the deck looks like after what I'd imagine is about 60 surfs. For additional context I roll at about 105 kg... and ain't no dancer.
Look! wave at it and it waves back!
That said, I've heard some absolute horror stories about the longevity of these boards (immediately after purchasing it...), so am happy it's lasted this 'well'.