I know I am, I was reminded of it in the last hour or so.
I still had not taken that dirty big mofo of a 12 footer out because there's been no decent surf and I know it needs a bit of oomph under it.
Because I was desperate, I decided to take her for a long walk up to where the boomy usually is because I could see a break that was empty and I thought that it would keep me away from trouble.
I spent so much time pissfarting around with the special strap that I use to carry it long distances, I forgot to put on the leash.
Over and over I gain I kept saying to myself, " you must grab the board, you must grab the board" but over and over again I kept forgetting and that big arsed bitch would go all the way to the shore.
Fk I hate swimming
Yes, I hate it when the the toilet paper clumps up around your ginger.
Poor girl, hope she manages to get it all off her freckle pubes.
I can't see many fingers hahaha 
haha true Pup , I see by the Tan the bikini bottom doesnt get to much exposure to the sun , maybe she was applying sunscreen
on the surfing with no legrope surfed a few weeks ago with an old mate that forgot his . He was to scared to catch any waves in case he lost his board onto the rocks . didnt look like much fun to me
Chrispy's and my Asian mate rides a log dressed all funky hipstar wanker,never wears a leggie and JUST rides the wave no nothing no walking but hey he must be cool,talking JC Jackson Close a few years age,he said if your not falling off your not trying hard enough,**** I must do some trying
Finally nailed an air reverse on my 903 the other day.
Yes had lunch with Big Brother today and shared a few
^^^^did he shout ya mac
on the leggie side,had my shorty out the other week in small slop without a leggie(left it at home) and did not have fun at all.
on the other hand,surfing small slop yesterday on the lb with a leggie and learnt if you walk/shuffle to the snotty end...dont fall off as the board catapults itself at ya
OB, who was it complaining about the young tosser at the local on Saturday who kept losing his board because he was too cool to wear a leash? 
after you left, he nearly got another from in the shore break.
One more sleep to PP.
Michael
Yes, he was a sight to behold, not quite the required skill level to the riding without a leash and yet he let that noserider go on just about every wave.
And that beach was chocker'block full of kids and learners.
I just wish Brad had done the job properly when he almost put his Soul Surf through the little pricks teeth.
See you up the Michael, I may still try to get away tomorrow.
