Asea - 42 cans ....... 7 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
asea has attracted these due to breaches such as: Dropping in & threatening to do so openly (could not prove snaking so no charges laid ...as yet
) , flinging shizz at the Prez & the Finesmeister far too many times-way way too much shizz
, with-holding & not posting piccies of his harem of Longboard Porn , wearing flanellette shirts & obsolete boardies, not posting enough in the Greenroom, too many more to list
**** further charges my be laid due to ongoing investigations into Longboard Draft Tampering in relation to stealthily purchasing so many of 62Mac's boards
Pup -18 cans ....... 3 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Pup has attracted these fines due to: because asea said so , being a kook , got a face like a half-chewed mango , having nothing etc
**** Includes 12 can reduction due to scoring a GODDARD Islander 903
Chrispychruchampion -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Champion has attracted these fines for the likes of: No current wicked Hairdo & lack of recent movement in this regard buying a shortboard flinging poo at the President unfairly etc
*** Includes a 12 can reduction due to nutting out & providing the Beergarden Girl & Movie plus showing up the room with pure uninhibited stoke
Obct -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Obs has attracted these fines for the serious matters such as: sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" at the first trip to Pt Plommer
not enough Classic Obct Humour being posted , a second sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" episode at the recent trip to Pt Plommer etc
**** Includes a 6 can reduction due to us lads having sympathy for the recent Arrow Log spill also includes a 6 can reduction for posting some farking funny shizz
Scotty88 -24 cans ....... 4 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Scotty has copped these fines for: irregular posting , having a scorching hot Avatar , then not having a scorching hot avatar , then having a scorching hot avatar and not putting out for the room , saying "what is a ........." too many times
SP -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
SP is liable for these fines due to: reminding the Presidente how many boards Asea has scored via stealth, consorting too much in the Shortcock room general mischievous behaviour,being a WestsTigers supporter
**** Includes a 12 can reduction for getting hold of DUDE & posting unreal Vids
Laceys Lane -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Lace is slapped with these fines due to: Leading us on in regard to purchasing a Longboard , spinning shizz toward the Prez , being & being witnessed under the spell of the 666
Boofy -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
well Boof got these due to: flinging shizz at the Presidente , not regularly posting enough & not yet scoring that GODDARD longboard
Weiry -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Weirsy is copping these fines because: Where the fark are you brother not posting Piccies of the Trip , we miss the laughing & Bike Pics n Vids
**** Includes a 6 can reduction due to being a courageous bloke , Chrispychampion will know what I mean
The President - 6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
the leader of the Empire has attracted these penalties (.... gulp
) Somehow providing Asea with multitudes of Board Porn , oh geez I'm getting the "tap on the shoulder" from the stylist right now ...... bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep ....<end>
Simondo -6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Simo san got this one coz' : not stowing away Chrispychampion overseas on one of his wicked trips
Ted the Kiwi -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
Teddy got these slaps for: mounting the dunny roof at Pt Plommer & getting his large hairy doogs out giving a stirring rendition of "I've got big balls" but not posting it up , sleeping "somewhere not easily identified" at the first trip to Pt Plommer
*** Includes a 6 can reduction for making a beautiful Longboard
Billboard -6 cans ....... 1 x fine of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
BB has attracted a fine due to: Not posting enough in the Beergarden
DUDE -12 cans ....... 2 x fines of Full-strength 6-packs of beer.
the Dude copped these fines for: being MIA , dropping his Boardies for a well known editor/creator & kipping down with fat Agnes & admitting it
**** come back & I'll consider rescinding these ya bastard
+++ Please note that currents scores are FULL STRENGTH beer .... no Cat's Piss is accepted or Tolerated as Beer Fines will apply
@@@ Further fines are pending as SMH hasn't purchased that Tak yet , and a couple of others are skating on thin ice
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well if Jen doesn't stand up soon there'll be fines .... teaser[}:)]
oh and thats a fine too young Scotty for repeatedly threatening the Finesmeister with fine payment via Battery Acid in a can .... 6 pack Full-Strength Eastern States quality ale
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anything but WA piss mate ..... oh I think the Shortcocks drink Stella Pooooftois I hear
geez
