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SP said..I thought this was supposed to be a satirical newspaper.

Truth be told in a satirical way of course.
Seems the Ompa Lumpa in charge didn't get this official memo and is still wailing the usual delusional propaganda that the machine churns out.
I remember a power crazed dictator with a funny little moustache that did the same as his city and country burned and collapsed around him.
He called on patriotism and valour in charismatic speeches declaring that the people of his nation would rule because they had a birthright to greatness.
And then then Split Endz wrote a satirical song called History Never Repeats ........
The rest is history, or so they say.