Lockdown is dangerous for my health. I've just started coughing uncontrollably, I've got the sweats and am having trouble breathing. I know stomach problems are on the way.
The neighbours must be freaking out because they can all hear us coughing.
The house will probably be surrounded by a rapid response team in Germ warfare gear before I finish typing this post.
I'm sure it's because of the big C.
Not the dreaded Covid-19 though.
The big C of Chilli.
My wife has been cooking with unparalleled gusto and I'm not sure if I'll survive.
Exibihit A: Fried pork and Basil leaves with a minefield of Chillis and a fried egg.