Ok I'll start and add some more later.
Tied to 2 poles with leggies beside the main road past the beach ( mid Summer Holidays ) and dacked 
Some kind person driving past stoped and untied me.
Also tied up in a board cover and left to bake in the dunes to fry for around an hour while everyone went out surfing.- also mid summer
My pushie tyres let down so many times I can't remember A**holes
My best grommy was tied to the roof racks while the older crew practised there drifting skills in the dirt car park 
He was **ting himself.
And this is only the the start, there's way more.
legrope knots loosened , detergent on wax , fins farked with , wax on the car screen & mirrors , older dudes pissing on ya legs , nose twangs , dacked & wedged from behind when putting da chat on chicks , piss thrown in bags thru the dunny rafters when yer on the throne 
geez seen & felt lots Locky 
Sounds like I got it easy in NZ. Was sent in by the Maori boys a few times at Raglan though when I first started there watched lots of fins get punched off boards after drop ins though
geez seen & felt lots Locky The fun of grommethood love it,
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I had this white HG station wagon , you know the ones with the chrome hub caps - had this farken rotten smell coming from the front , putrid when I was driving .... opened the bonnet and checked everything , vents , air filter above the carbies farken everything for days into a week or so , even missed out on two roots coz the birds couldn't stand the pong
anyway was going to footy on a saturday morning and there was a pile of blowflies on me front hubcap - maggots farken everywhere ... the bastards had put a big bag of raw prawn waste in the caps then put em back on - farken stink geez ..... also had chops stashed in the back under the seats although not as bad a stink as prawns or crabshells
anyway was going to footy on a saturday morning and there was a pile of blowflies on me front hubcap - maggots farken everywhere ... the bastards had put a big bag of raw prawn waste in the caps then put em back on - farken stink geez ..... also had chops stashed in the back under the seats although not as bad a stink as prawns or crabshellsReminds me of once when me and the lads went searching for waves in the next town and ended up getting a fresh wax job on all the windows, but we saw the culprits speed off. About 3 months later the same car turned up at one of our local haunts. it was a stinking hot day, mid january-in vicco with a hot northely wind. Payback....One of my mates found a runny dog turd that was flat like a pizza, covered it with a bit of sand, picked it up and slid it through the back window. then we sat watched and waited.[}:)][}:)]so funny watching 4 guys open up all doors to jump in and start dryreachin we never saw that car at any of our locals again.
We never got bashed or anything like above, but we knew our place in the lineup. Saw a few funny things but managed to avoid most myself.
And Locky, where the hell did you grow up. narabeen?
sadly i was a victim....and what makes me really sad is that it is no longer acceptable to carry on this fine tradition in degradation...why did i miss out in handing out punishments or tasks
i was talking to daneli about this topic and what happened to me as a grom....we were a bunch of scamming little ****s though
i was aabout 13 and the crew took us younger blokes out for a fitness test. we had to paddle as fast as we could to the shark net buoy and wait, well they were not to far behind and took our boards of us and paddled back. we were so ****ing spent.
then we started ****ting at were we actually were....thats a nicer one
