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Golf Sayings - for a laugh...

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Simondo > 9 months ago, 3 Jul 2017

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

3 Jul 2017 7:51pm

I think most of you (who clicked here) will have a laugh...

Snowman - 8 on a hole... Snowman.

Military Golf - Left Right, Left Right ...

Cuba - (missed the putt by 1 inch) Needs another revolution!

Hitler - 2 shots in a Bunker

Bin Laden - hiding in a Bunker

Harold Holt - Lost in the water

MH370 - Everyone saw it take off, nobody saw it land! (Cruel, but kinda funny!)

Pizza - 8 or more slices in a round

Cathy Freeman - ugly, but it runs fast and a fair way

obct

NSW

3487 posts

3 Jul 2017 8:24pm

A peter Brock - Dead behind a tree.

thePup

13831 posts

3 Jul 2017 6:34pm

Pam Anderson - balls lodged deeeeeeeep in the rough

thePup

13831 posts

3 Jul 2017 6:35pm

Kim Kardashian - all arse & no class

Cobra

9106 posts

4 Jul 2017 8:17am

A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.

A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud

Cobra

9106 posts

4 Jul 2017 8:22am

I've always called Bunkers... Lebanese lawn.

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

4 Jul 2017 11:08am

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Cobra said..
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.

A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud

everything about that post is wrong

Cobra

9106 posts

4 Jul 2017 12:57pm

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Macaha said..

everything about that post is wrong

Never heard that saying

Macaha

QLD

21981 posts

4 Jul 2017 3:34pm

thePup

13831 posts

4 Jul 2017 1:48pm

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

4 Jul 2017 4:12pm

The Taint shot....
I was playing with this woman and she got hit between the first and second hole,did'nt leave a lot of room for a band aid!..

obct

NSW

3487 posts

4 Jul 2017 4:28pm

I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

4 Jul 2017 4:37pm

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obct said..
I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact

hahaha,Nah it's called the "taint" because it taint the fark ol and it taint the muck ol,that's a fact

obct

NSW

3487 posts

4 Jul 2017 6:36pm

No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

4 Jul 2017 8:08pm

Cobra

9106 posts

4 Jul 2017 7:45pm

I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.

Cobra

9106 posts

4 Jul 2017 7:55pm

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

5 Jul 2017 4:40pm

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Cobra said..
I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

5 Jul 2017 4:42pm

The putt at pussy shot...

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

5 Jul 2017 4:49pm

Too funny guys!

GWatto

QLD

401 posts

5 Jul 2017 7:09pm

Been putting like a gynaecologist nurse, shaving the hole all day

Not even Lassie would find that if it were wrapped in bacon

Cobra

9106 posts

6 Jul 2017 10:36am

beachandbush

NSW

416 posts

8 Jul 2017 6:09am

My missus said that if she grew some grass would I play around with her hole.

obct

NSW

3487 posts

9 Jul 2017 12:27pm

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obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why

chrispy

9675 posts

9 Jul 2017 10:50am

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obct said..

obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why

Al G

NSW

7704 posts

9 Jul 2017 3:07pm

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chrispy said..

obct said..

obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why

hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right

Cobra

9106 posts

10 Jul 2017 12:05pm

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Al G said..

chrispy said..

obct said..

obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why

hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right

That's gold

S018

338 posts

11 Jul 2017 5:41pm

Fish
F**k it's still here........
an air shot.

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

19 Jul 2017 10:28am

Good news, Big John Daly is playing at The Open Championship (British Open)... !!

Starts on Thursday morning, local time. Aust Eastern Time: Daly tees off at just before 9pm Thursday night, I think...

Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

24 Jul 2017 2:54pm

I'm sorry guys, but I'm still in grips of Golf addiction. If anything, it has become slightly worse, as the progression continues!

Better than an ice addiction I suppose!! LoL!

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