I thought I would bring up a topic that should be discussed..
Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..
You hit the water at Mach 5 undercarriage first..
That first few moments of terror and intensive pain appear.. Did I split my scrotum? You feel around to check and think that it may be a trip to the hospital.. Pain so bad you are not sure if your gonna make it back to shore.. So Newbs, get ready and prepare for this because you will encounter this at some stage..
Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.
Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?
Select to expand quoteRPM said.
Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..
Your problem is you should have said, "Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and LOOP the kite", then you would be awesome and not contaminating the water with the contents of your bowel.
Select to expand quoteRPM said..
Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.
Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?
Hey RPM, I've got a mirror fitted to my board where the Go Joe usually sits. This allows me to check out my commando style tackle as Im ridding along 
There is also the added advantage that I can see if I've got big enough balls before I committing fully to any kite loops.
Select to expand quoteRPM said..
I thought I would bring up a topic that should be discussed..
Your riding a along fully powered up, you hit a little kicker and send the kite.. Then it starts to go bad..
You hit the water at Mach 5 undercarriage first..
That first few moments of terror and intensive pain appear.. Did I split my scrotum? You feel around to check and think that it may be a trip to the hospital.. Pain so bad you are not sure if your gonna make it back to shore.. So Newbs, get ready and prepare for this because you will encounter this at some stage..
Also having to feel your butthole to see if it's still intact because you think you have split your freckle from the high impact landing.
Anyone care to confirm my thoughts on this issue.?
i can deal with the pain. what i cant deal with is hours after and you forgot about the enimar. you fart and out comes all that ****ty sailty water.
copped a front one today.
first real time in boots.
kiteloop with the board dig in and face/chest slap.
My all time least fave is the wave breaking nut slap, timing and speed is essential for max gut wrenching pain, it's like hurdling but with a kite
Copped one once where I thought the passage went all the way through because I had salty water coming out of my eyes.
Select to expand quoteKamikuza said..
I thought this thread was going to be about new kites from Slingshot and Best...
Or mabe Slingshot turbo
and BWS? 
Bad Marketing, sounds like a kite that will give your bum a salty shower.
Nothing like a shortjohn or a springsuit to soften your impact. Chicks waterskiing in bathers suffer worse. So J-P, RPM or Nobs, does it give you sado-machoistic pleasure?
