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high as a kite > 9 months ago, 19 Feb 2018

high as a kite

1312 posts

19 Feb 2018 1:39pm

of a guy from Victoria that came across a TT at the spit at Lake George Beachport SA.
One of our Darwin friends left it behind and I was told that a duck shooter from Victoria picked it up.
Any info would be appreciated.

jackforbes

530 posts

19 Feb 2018 12:12pm

This sounds like the start of a long-winded joke. Did his board have a quack in it?

high as a kite

1312 posts

19 Feb 2018 3:37pm

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jackforbes said..
This sounds like the start of a long-winded joke. Did his board have a quack in it?

wish it was.

Plummet

4862 posts

19 Feb 2018 1:38pm

I expect fowl play is at hand.

alverstone

533 posts

19 Feb 2018 2:24pm

Did he shoot off with it?

Plummet

4862 posts

19 Feb 2018 2:37pm

Better take a gander at the for sale section. It might fly in there.

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alverstone said..
Did he shoot off with it?

I think he would have taken it and gotten the flock out of there,

THE DONG

VIC

518 posts

19 Feb 2018 6:56pm

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jackforbes said..
This sounds like the start of a long-winded joke. Did his board have a quack in it?

This is comment of the month. Thank you made my day

THE DONG

VIC

518 posts

19 Feb 2018 7:00pm

Either he sold it and made a killing or he didn't really give a pluck and left it there

Rails

QLD

1371 posts

19 Feb 2018 7:10pm

Robber duck?

Plummet

4862 posts

19 Feb 2018 5:32pm

It would ruffle your feathers if its gone for good.
But don't let it get you down. Youl find another board the fits the bill.

bigtone667

NSW

1551 posts

19 Feb 2018 9:22pm

You obviously all have children.

1KJ

QLD

43 posts

19 Feb 2018 8:25pm

C'mon guys stop ducking around, does anyone have any info to help this bloke quack the case?

jamee

32 posts

20 Feb 2018 10:35am

Did your mate wing the police? They are the eggsperts!

Peahi

VIC

1482 posts

20 Feb 2018 1:28pm

Post in a few forums, try the shotgun approach. This duck shooter is well and truly roasted

Puetz

2186 posts

20 Feb 2018 12:51pm

... it was a north select board too so I guess the replacement 'bill' will high.

yep pretty sad attempt!

RickyDee

NSW

47 posts

20 Feb 2018 2:45pm

Sounds like you need to get 'down' and get a professional ducktective to solve this flocking mess, maybe the Bill or even Sherflock Holmes

Plummet

4862 posts

20 Feb 2018 1:37pm

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jamee said..
Did your mate wing the police? They are the eggsperts!

Yeah but a lost board will be down the pecking order.

Rails

QLD

1371 posts

20 Feb 2018 7:00pm

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high as a kite said..
of a guy from Victoria that came across a TT at the spit at Lake George Beachport SA.
One of our Darwin friends left it behind and I was told that a duck shooter from Victoria plucked it up.
Any info would be appreciated.

The gift that keeps on giving

Sparky

1122 posts

20 Feb 2018 5:31pm

Some goose lost his board? Make sure you keep us abreast of what happens.

Jono77

356 posts

20 Feb 2018 5:50pm

If someone took it, they are a real mother clucker

Jono77

356 posts

20 Feb 2018 5:55pm

But seriously, it's gone past a yolk. We should stop egging each other on, put our minds together to start hatching a plan to ruffle some feathers and get that board back. He's no spring chicken anymore and without a board to ride he'll be cooped up inside watching some chick flick!

Sparky

1122 posts

20 Feb 2018 6:18pm

Was the board expensive? Or was it cheep?

Jono77

356 posts

20 Feb 2018 6:20pm

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Sparky said..
Was the board expensive? Or was it cheep?

It was very eggpensive

Sparky

1122 posts

20 Feb 2018 6:47pm

How much did he shell out?

Jono77

356 posts

20 Feb 2018 6:51pm

I'm not sure but there are really no eggcellent plans here to find this board or the thief. Some counties take theft very seriously and is punishable by eggsecution.

Ozone Kites Aus

NSW

884 posts

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20 Feb 2018 9:54pm

Farkinell its the dad joke thread!!!!

daggy

528 posts

20 Feb 2018 7:12pm

some people are just scum
I'd give 'em both barrels if I were you.
You should duck in to the local coppers and file a report before he heads south.

LGS

43 posts

20 Feb 2018 8:18pm

This could be the funniest thread of all time

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

20 Feb 2018 10:55pm

Is this him?

RickyDee

NSW

47 posts

21 Feb 2018 12:12am

No, it was him ...

tomasb

64 posts

20 Feb 2018 9:59pm

You sure it was a duck shooter....?

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