What a great vid , covers most aspects of what kitesurfing has to offer

Cool vid

**** house

majority of it is very average tricks mixed with generic scenery shots and scattered ass. seen far more impressive videos that go for a fraction of this time and mean so much more.

honestly dont know what you guys are smoking unless you think handplants and darkslides and board offs are out of your reach, which there not by your 2nd season you should be doing this and OH MY GOD look out for the slow motion change of direction on a foilboard! ooooooo so impressive a ****ing tack glad we got that on film

i watch nearly every and all kiteing video and if this cant hold my attention after 5 minutes then i resorted to skimming thru it all looking for the good bits. hooray for stealing a few minutes of videos from pros like jacobson and richman jumping on eachother and rideing bicycles ?!?! wooooo yeeeaaaaaa

need some red thumbs for this one. who ever chopped all this **** up should of left them all alone they didnt even make it go with the music or blend the cuts in at all seriously what was the point? just ****ing quick edit of stolen fotage from people who actually worked hard for these shots and trying to reap all the benefits and no doubt money that comes from youtube views

OP congratulations you helped spread cancer

Dude
All that anger and pent-up rage
Has mum made given you the powered hand again to stop you venting through masturbation..?
You need to chillthefarkout

This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

your all glossing over the fact that this fool didnt actually shoot any of this photage. not to mention 13 minute film on kitesurfing doesnt need children spray painting eachothers hair purple for a minute in it

heres there list of TWO WHOLE MOVIES they have made in 6 DAYS

(cant even post the link cause its got naked titties everywhere in the thumbnail) * so heres link to the channell


again all stolen photage

THE ONLY THING universe kite had any control over was the MUSIC and its ****ing so **** im not surprised they just went ahead and stole a whole bunch of other peoples work

and then you all praise it because being mean isn't cool

be cool man be coooolllllll just chiilllll brooothhhherrrrrr

how about stop promoteing thievery in the industry you all claim to protect and love



THERE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS STEALING EVERYONES **** HOT LINKED?!?!
universkite.fr/2016/cours-theorie-pratique-tuto-kitesurf/pratique-kite/tuto-apprendre-how-to-en-kitesurf-comment-faire-313/

maybe your right tweak maybe this is the epitome of kitesurfing now, just steal everything you can and claim its yours word for word. but personally i think these french ****ers should be shut down. it wouldnt be allowed for in any industry in the world. absolute disgrace. literally stealing from every where.

not only have they hotlinked every damn movie online and progression they even hotlinked iksurfmag universkite.fr/2016/lifestyle-kitesurf-information/magazines/numero-56-de-iksurfmag/

doing this means that universe ****wits doesnt have to pay for ANY of there data and the companys like iksurfmag and progression have to fork out extra bandwith every time someone views **** without getting ANY of the ad revenue etc not only that it destroys there product,

seriously your all still okay with this? really?

or can you help me out in notifying the dozen or so companys these scumbags are ripping off to sue the pants off them.


doctor give me back my power wanking glove (or whatever your on about) i got some angry emails to write

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sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

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theDoctor said..

sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

the bloke with all the gear who started abuseing his wife and stuff then the owners of the kite camps pre teen daughter told him off for being dangerous so he wrote an angry review about the school and the school had a little justice by saying exactly how the peanut behaved the entire time hahahah yeaaa THAT is far closer to the epitome of kitesurfing for me :D didnt know he was french tho
god damn french

hay rowdy are you going to blaga in august? any idea if a ukraine stamp in the ol passport going to be allowed? imagine polish is fine

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theDoctor said...

sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

Doc if that is your epitome of kiteboarding i think you are kiting the with the wrong people

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Kozzie said..
hay rowdy are you going to blaga in august? any idea if a ukraine stamp in the ol passport going to be allowed? imagine polish is fine

Not really sure if I will make it there or not, I don't think a lot of people are going. The setup there is pretty sweet (probably the best park) but the wind is usually quite light. I think if you get the organiser to write an invitation letter for you it should be fine, I think you need an invitation to get a visa anyway. I don't have any EU stamps since I got a new passport and I'm a Polish resident, but I think it would be fine anyway, I know Polish people who have been to the event.


p.s. For the record I'm glad you're loosing your sh!t over these type of videos so I don't have to .

Great flick. I still think ( yes we love kiteboarding 3) is still my fav. At least there is nothing Kozzie can say bad about that one lol

Sorry there is no wakeskating in there for ya sir Rowdy YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS SIR

Surprisingly enough I'm 100% with Kozzie on this one.

The reason it's got lots of crap filler too is most likely that you get paid more per 1000 views when vids are over the 10 minute mark.

Tits & Ass are available in copious amounts on the internet - no need to mix them with kiting, it just detracts from the pure experience of both, and certainly doesn't welcome women into the sport. If you need to use that to get clicks then you're aiming very low.

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Kozzie said..

theDoctor said..

sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

the bloke with all the gear who started abuseing his wife and stuff

From memory,

his wife was hot.

Someone drag up a pic.

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sir ROWDY said..

Kozzie said..

p.s. For the record I'm glad you're loosing your sh!t over these type of videos so I don't have to .

hahahhaha thank you

i do take my anonymity a bit for granted and itll all bite me in the ass one day im positive about that.

but hay ive worked in design i know the pain and trauma that comes from editing photage with your favourite song for 100 hours until you HATE that song, that stuff is the mental equivalant of blood sweat and tears. then you see these cheap knock off hacks just chopping up all that mental trauma (not to mention some poor pricks sat in the water NOT kiteing holding a camera pretending its all cool bro while wishing he was kiteing to, just to get some shots etc) then these guys just for advert revenue plus to draw people to there school and business and THERE the ones who get paid, it hurts.

plus the kiteing was by and large kooky as **** which for me is the greatest SLANDER i could ever throw at them is just what exactly they think is the dopest ****

alright well i gotto go SOMEWHERE come september (visa issues) definitely going to Hel n wroclaw (also the dudek factory) but before then BIG plans in czech repub (el speedo) then off thru crimea but gotto play my cards right only 1 passport sadly i cant have it all, so i was hoping to maybe use the event to my advantage to get access to crimea that way then "loose" my passport when safe back in poland and get a new one sent out so i can then go thru ukraine

rabbiting on and im not even drunk

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waveslave said..

Kozzie said..

theDoctor said..

sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

the bloke with all the gear who started abuseing his wife and stuff

From memory,

his wife was hot.

Someone drag up a pic.

#t=45

man she brings him water picks up his board for him connects his boardleash.... oh jesus... this is just like my poor misses putting up with some angry wanker blameing gear while she just calmly gets on with it all.....why does this guy look so familular..... im sober... why does he look so much like me? seriosly someone get me a board leach and ill re enact this entire scene its uncanny...

you maniacs!

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fingerbone said...

theDoctor said...

sir ROWDY said...
This is the epitome of Kiteboarding.

Does it have that French dude in the white helmet and the reel leash losing his schnit....
Cause that is the epitome of kiteboarding

Doc if that is your epitome of kiteboarding i think you are kiting the with the wrong people

He is fine kiting where he is Thanks.

I agree totally with you kiteboy dave about the tits & ass comment . The main reason I put the vid up is it shows a lot of different disciplines in our sport and I was really inspired by the bit with the groms and what they could do at their age. Guys on here seem to be too fixated on the disciplines that they do . Enjoy kitesurfing for all the different disciplines I do.

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teabaggin said..
I agree totally with you kiteboy dave about the tits & ass comment . The main reason I put the vid up is it shows a lot of different disciplines in our sport and I was really inspired by the bit with the groms and what they could do at their age. Guys on here seem to be too fixated on the disciplines that they do . Enjoy kitesurfing for all the different disciplines I do.

dude... ... **** it obviously im invisible here try figure this one out

www.youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/

thats a website where people basicly report other designers works being illegally used and produced. youll be surprised where half those cool shirts in the youth section of myers come from.

you posting that video is the equivilant of kicking every single one of those photographers and kitesurfers in the nuts takeing there money and handing it to some french frog eating prick who just blatantly chopped up all those clips to direct people to his school. WHERE his entire website is just hotlinking (thought i explained this to you earlier) useing up everyones DATA (data costs money hes literally stealing there WORK and MONEY) and gaining revenue aka MONEY from there work.

so hes ****ing EVERYONE like 3 ways just to suit himself

he doesnt give the slightest **** about kitesurfing and it shows because he chose some spectacularly **** videos my guess is it went something like this

---> search youtube for "kitesurfing"

download top 10 videos by view count

chuck them in adobe chop em up

stitch together

put gayest ****ing music in world over top of it all

render

upload

THREE DAYS AFTER ANOTHER BLATANT RIPOFF

do the maths man do the maths, i know you can figure it out i just know it. i know your OP and your responsible for spreading the cancer. but if even YOU figure out that this is a BAD THING then maybe theres hope for the rest of us

please

**** the french

watching these guys crash is pretty funny

best crash video seen in ahwhile glass thanks for that

not the best or the worst music tho.



heres a video i like

What makes a fully sic amateur video I hear you ask?


Having seen a lot of rubbish, I think it comes down to 6 things. If you can nail these 6 points, even an average rider like myself could win over a tough crowd like Kozzie.


1) Use a banger of a song, NOT "Flume or Deadmouse" I hear these tunes on the J's enough already..... Something like Carpenter Brut - Roller Mobster.

2) Video must be no longer than 2min. Your song will be longer so use accordingly.

3) Just get straight to the action, no one cares about pumping up kites. I do it every time I go kiting, I have never has an exciting or memorable pump up. Same goes for driving to the spot, its just ****ty filler.

4) Don't do the same trick more than twice. Don't do more than two tricks from the exact same camera location.

5) Don't show more than 1.5 seconds of riding before a trick. Them additional 6 seconds drag on.

6) Mix it up, wake style vids get boring quickly, technically hard, yes I know but still boring. Add some boosts, some waves/wakeskate and even some old skool.

7) BONUS POINT- Add some crashes. They are the pinnacle of all kite vids.

So Underoath
how does this rank in your fully sic rating

Farrrkk-en amazing what a few days away from SBRZ does!!

@Kozzie you crack me up. I am your apprentice. LMAO... You have outdone my crapy trolling and taken it to an entirely new level. Even Kami can't get anywhere as good as you. Congratulations son - (yes son cause I bet I am older than you).

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IanR said..
So Underoath
how does this rank in your fully sic rating

Are they Saanen or Toggenburg goats? I love goats cheese. Anyway...

The video was fine, had some good features, thought the music and gray-scale was a great feature. I recon something from Run the Jewels would have also worked well with the clip. Oh My Darling Dont Cry is a ripper of a track. Have a listen some time.

On a different tangent, I think the video would serve as a great teaching tool for someone getting into rails and wanting to see proper technique.

Pretty much had most of the features of what I was talking about.

i like oaths formular

personally i want to see a mix of $50k worth camera equipment with a team of producers paragliding video and some old school gritty street skate video from 90's

there was something so cool about a mellow hiphop beat with 5 minutes of seemingly effortless skateing with dozens of tricks all done in 1 take with a rolling camera following. dre's old wakestyle vids were closest ive seen to that.

and then you got the **** from jean baptiste or shams prod paragliding videos which are honestly masterpieces in there own rights where blind people weep in awe of how well done they are.

one takes bulk study profesional equipment storyboards and planning and god knows how many hours of post production work the other one can be done by a couple amateurs with a bita skill and good conditions and a little style in one evening. im sure a pro rider could go from hooked in backroll to whatever mobe of the month progressively in one take in under 10 minutes. all need is a cameraman upwind of them and one decent long run. even a boat would do so doesnt have to be a kiter camera man. if you gotto get the kite in shot for the freestyle tricks not just wakestyle then do 2 takes one further back and all same again. use ducttape on the top of your board and write down the order of tricks you have to do on this run so you dont forget.

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Loftywinds said..
Farrrkk-en amazing what a few days away from SBRZ does!!

@Kozzie you crack me up. I am your apprentice. LMAO... You have outdone my crapy trolling and taken it to an entirely new level. Even Kami can't get anywhere as good as you. Congratulations son - (yes son cause I bet I am older than you).

think that brings the positive kozzie comments to 5.... this is what happens when you quit drinking ay.... i dont like it one bit, i need to nip this **** in the bud before it continues. i need to make a tequila flavoured vodka called red thumb so we can go back to the way things were.

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Underoath said..

IanR said..
So Underoath
how does this rank in your fully sic rating

Are they Saanen or Toggenburg goats? I love goats cheese. Anyway...

The video was fine, had some good features, thought the music and gray-scale was a great feature. I recon something from Run the Jewels would have also worked well with the clip. Oh My Darling Dont Cry is a ripper of a track. Have a listen some time.

On a different tangent, I think the video would serve as a great teaching tool for someone getting into rails and wanting to see proper technique.

Pretty much had most of the features of what I was talking about.

That vid only met 3 of your points 1,2 and 5 . That's only 3 out of 7 features you were looking for
Point 3 drives to the spot , at 00.15 thinking about how we are gunna cut this vid so Underoath likes it.
Action starts at 00.18 bird fly's across the screen
Point 4 at 00.34 same trick 5 times in a row missed first one at same camera location . 00.58 same camera location again 1st trick missed ,2nd one missed ramp ,3rd wow something different , 4th yeh ha got it. 01.13 back to same camera angle again and another 6 tricks . Now lets drive back home .
Point 6 lets mix it up lol
point 7 sir ROWDY doesn't crash so ya wont be getting any of that footage.

This is what a fully sic amateur video should be like

Still the best vid ive ever seen on Seabreeze

Can't agree more Teabaggin