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No,
I don't think they will be enforced. But why have regulations like this?
It is just another way for the government to tighten the grip on the population and open up for more harrassment from the authorities.
It's always the same story. Someone that never visits the beach gets the mandate to decide about things like this while hiding behind the anonymously of bureaucracy.
People like that needs to be called out and answer for their actions.
The problem with that people cannot self rescue and get back to the shore is read to solve. Just invoice them for the cost of rescue.
Cast you mind back
There used to be a bloke who for some d....head reason alway went out in very marginal wind days (pre foil)
and kited offshore, on a few occasions he'd have a bit of a rest laying on his kite without wind offshore,
Now the guys who manned the sea rescue boat got a bit pissed off
after rescuing him a few times
and apparently ran him over with the boat and showed his kite little love whilst dragging it onboard, being a pussy he tried to get some compensation for his damaged kite, the rescue crew said f...k you you retard
were gonna stitch you f........rs
and make you wear safety equip, apparently the skipper of the rescue boat was a keen windsurfer and loved nothing better than seeing kiters banned from his local spot which he'd pole danced on since the First World War ,
but poleys not being the smartest bunch didn't realise
that he'd be subjected to the same regs, At first he was a bit pissed due to the cost of additional flares, but with some bizarre luck searching his wife's bedside draw for loose change for a beer he found 3 colour coded flares
( although he's unsure if the 12in black one is offshore though)
anyhow you get my gist
Pilot Pete your a numpty for
kiting offshore in f... all wind
regards cauncy ( on behalf of all kiters wearing pfds crash hats and carrying 3 dildos)