"Dude, I'm so torn. My surf kiting style has come to a critical crossroad."
"Wow Man, did you break your kite or something?"
"No Dude, I'm just saying ... I now have mixed feelings about my surf kiting."
"Wow, just surf the wave Man, don't ever surf the kite ...or even the board."
"That's the thing Dude. Should I drift, or should I rip and tear?"
"Wow Man,... to be or not to be?"
"Right Dude, cause kite co's are full-on into designing superior wave riding drift and whatnot."
"Wow Man, I wonder how they do that sh1t?"
"Dude, they just take away all the good grunt and stuff."
"Right Man, I knew that."
